Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There are 16 books on this syllabus.
[Kenny] You need to work on your form.
[woman 1 scoffs]
[distorted] ♪ Down, down ♪
He didn't make it.
That sounds awful…
but I'm not really hiring right now,
Like, you can utterly change your personality.
[rock music plays on jukebox]
♪ But since you're in so cool ♪
I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitten.
♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪
Joe has graciously offered,
-Right. Well… -[both chuckle]
[mom] You can get two things from sex with a man.
-I'm not. -[chuckles] Liar.
Remember that trip Kenny took us on to the Great Basin Desert?
-[opens drawer] -♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪
What cultural wasteland are you from?
[upbeat music plays]
[scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting for my Bachelor casting call" Randolph.
But it wasn't your typical birds and bees crap.
[southern accent] I'll cut your face!
[Marcus] Hang on.
Ginny?
Seriously, just gross.
♪ No recyclables Who are you to judge… ♪
He had a nasty little spill.
Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
[Paul] Um…
Night, Peach.
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪
-Yeah, total asshole. -Yeah. He's my twin brother.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You're such a loser!
Who kisses someone after they use the word "rapey"?
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
[bell rings]
Keep working on it.
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
Mm.
I could use a good pat-down. Been a while.
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
[song continues playing]
Thanks, man. So, where in Texas are you from?
Oh, it's fine.
-Thank you so much for being here. -Of course.
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
[slurps]
Mark my words, we are gonna run this town.
♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪
It is a tremendous scam,
What?
We got a nosebleed over here.
I will be over at 6:00 to help you get ready.
A date. Cool.
[Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex.
I know you're all familiar with Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
That's dramatic. What about Austin?
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
Trust me, just steer clear.
Yeah. It went on and on and on and on.
You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
Like I'd believe he'd label his homework.
We're good with it, Clint and I. That's my husband, Clint.
What's your name?
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
Get on in there, then.
[woman] Hey, kid! Come here!