Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And he opened the door for her.

Oh. Yes, you have a question?

[jaunty theme music plays]

No. I'm sure it's--

Seriously, I wanna know what was going through your brain!

♪ …are you into this? ♪

You have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow.

-[Ginny chuckles] -Howdy.

that's Hunter, and this is Abby.

[boy grunts mockingly]

I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human. Let me start over.

♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪

He drives a Porsche!

-This is huge! -It's no big deal.

Um… 16 books total.

Maybe I miss Kenny.

[breathes deeply]

Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell him how all your promises are shit

-[Georgia] Oh! -Oh!

Kenny was the best.

[Austin] I like it.

-Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury. -[chuckling]

Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion of everyone who's ever met Georgia.

-[tires screech] -…you're still just getting screwed.

Your whole life flashed before my eyes, and you were pregnant and broke

♪ The whole town is too small And you don't fit… ♪

and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!"

-[woman] She told you, Marty! -[Marty chuckles]

She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry.

It's about control. It's a game.

[upbeat music plays]

Are you coming?

Organic produce?

-Very fun. -Yeah.

Big day tomorrow. New school number five.

I don't think you're lame. I think you're nice.

We're trying to study.

[Georgia] Austin!

-Oh! -[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time.

I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning.

and lying so you don't get in trouble.

Do you think you can handle two fingers?

-♪ I even had her in the shower ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪

Uh… when I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth.

Virginia Miller, you little idiot.

♪ But we can see where it goes ♪

Ugh! That's such a bummer. There are no good gays here.

Wholesome fun. In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way.

-Great. It's a date. -Oh…

OK, well, in that case, meeting's adjourned.

[normal accent] See? It's still charming.

We thought you were one of the new teachers.

Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.

[singsongy] You like it.

You're trying too hard to be edgy. It's annoying, and no one likes you.

Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos.

Never heard of the band Wednesday?

[Marcus] Hey, um… can we keep this on the DL?

However, if you give him a blow job, there is this trick with the balls--

-Why is my card getting declined? -[man] Georgia…