Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Austin's mom.

I am so grateful to Cynthia for alerting me to this problem.

-Oh! There was nothin' in that desert. -I'll believe it when I see it.

This will keep the swelling down.

♪ Down, down ♪

-Uh-- -[Maxine] You know what?

Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Passion is hot.

who is just relentless.

What if I put you in a charcoal infinity scarf?

You like it. Ha!

♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪

♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪

Not for you, it isn't.

I am so excited for the school board meetin'.

Come get a taste.

♪ With morality The intent is pure trash ♪

Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls touch Black girls' hair?

We are a family, and we will have dinner.

Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit.

-Really? -Uh, yeah.

I'm living in a Crest commercial.

If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause we have more Starbucks than Black people.

I simply pointed out it would mean so much to the community.

the viewpoint worth studying in class, the viewpoint of the greats,

Hey, come on. How old are you?

♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪

Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later.

Must be hard to, like, make friends and stuff.

Who climbs through a window? This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo--

[mom] Sex. Men want it.

-Am I right? -[girl gasps]

♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪

You're right. The food here is crap.

And finally, I'm worried I won't be stimulated intellectually.

Hello. Hi, excuse me, but I got these as a gift from my husband.

I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm.

Can I talk to you in the hall?

I want my ashes scattered in this closet.

Yeah, well, she can also be kind of a bitch.

-I get it. I have a teenager. -What?

-But you just said-- -[Maxine] It's the worst show, Hunter.

He looks like a young JFK.

Um, my stepdad died.

-[mom screams] -[man] Shut up!

I've decided I really like you.

Oh! I didn't mean to, like, bring up painful memories for you.

♪ I never land, just float there… ♪

Hmm. She asked me for weed. She wasn't that friendly.

[giggles] Go back to your Harry Potter game.

Devon Fisher's 21 and does not secure his belongings

[man] I'm gonna kill you, Mary!

[boy] Look at that kid!

I wanna make up. I don't like when we fight.

What would you say if you found out the elementary school

Nervous I might tap into your weed supply, Mommy?

Or she meets a guy, and we have to move to go be with him.

Perfect for a fresh start

Fun visual. Thanks for that.

Maxine won't shut up about how perfect you and Hunter are,

And you're Virginia?

-It's just ours? Just the three of us? -Mm-hmm.

Looks way better on you than it ever did on me.

I hate this phony Stepford family dinner crap.