Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This super stereotypical, angsty teen girl routine you got going on…
Fourteen of them are written by men, 15 were written by white people,
so we could have a better life. Frankly, it's boring.
[girl] My mom had me when she was my age, 15.
[Maxine] Marcus, be gone.
That's what Maxine said.
[giggling]
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
Mom, please! Grow up!
-♪ Deeper and down ♪ -[gasps]
[tuts] Yes, that's exactly right.
Can we go?
You're with a guy?
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick,
-It's Ginny. -[woman sighs]
[Georgia] Maxine?
I find it unbelievable. I mean, we can buy organic food.
who married Kenny for his money, and she deserves a part of the franchise.
Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
Totally, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow.
Sorry. Do you think this song's appropriate for a nine-year-old?
So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, Jax, like, reaches into his pants…
[chuckles falsely]
[both chuckle]
[both giggle]
-Kenny's not my family. -Oh, hell yes, he is.
Kenny, stop.
[grunts]
Fine.
Was that racist?
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
like you fell and broke your nose, understand?
♪ When I know where you've been… ♪
What are you doing here?
-Are you OK? -Georgia.
-I am starving. -I'm gonna check on it right now.
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
I can pay.
OK.
[sniffles] After being a single mother for so long,
-Are you straight? -What?
Thanks, Joe.
Also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse?
Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say?
[snickering]
♪ I been thinking about you ♪
I got it.
-What the hell? -You will not bitch about family dinner.
Who happened to your face?
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
He was a bastard.
-Texas. -Texas. That's so exotic.
It's Marcus.
I was gonna say that.
and I can't stop thinking about you.
Was he on the highway? Was he on a motorcycle?
Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed.
For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
-I brought a surprise. -Car picnic! Car picnic!
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
It was very cute. [chuckles]
Sting first. Crucio!
-♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪
This was fun.
♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪
-Uh… -So, where are you from?
You are me,
Guess we're not leaving that bullshit in the South.
Neither does Ginny. You guys are so uncultured.
This is about the will.
Show me.
-See ya. -[both chuckle]
♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪