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As for you, Simpson, Employee of the Month.
¶ Ooh, you're making me fat now, Homer ¶
Symbol, H-E.
called a "friendship,"
¶ You chased off Burns with a shotgun ¶
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, right there!
Now, hold on.
¶ Ooh, you're the best friend ¶
Jeffy's being so annoying about that game. What? What... Jeffy!
Marge, I'm trying to lose weight.
but I didn't tell you, so you missed it.
888 OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
while he watches this one produce the pain.
Say, friend,
BOTH: ¶ Ooh, you're my best friend. ¶
Oh, God, I need a miracle.
¶ Well, this is a story of a poor mountain man ¶
(high-pitched voice): Pure, uncut helium.
She made me feel bad about myself.
"No, don't say excellent."
("You're My Best Friend" by Queen playing)
I'm denying Maggie happiness
BURNS: Excellent.
BURNS: No, don't say that, either.
Have a toke on this, friend.
Something amazing has happened to Maggie.
¶ That was such fun ¶
-(woozy groaning) -(whirring)
Let's go.
bbbbbbb ggggggh
(gasps) Where'd that come from?