Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just like in the movies.

Will you clowns act like professionals?

You Ne i/er Hear the Bullet. What? Is that a book?

I know a red on the black market who gets me green olives.

if| was a hero with a medal and everything,

There are at least a dozen right here in thisjar. From China.

I know why I‘m crying now. Tommy was my friend, and I watched him die,

“And because said injuries were sustained at a MASH unit in a zone ofarmed combat,

There are certain rules about a war,

— [ Both Groaning] — Oh, that‘s terrible.

— Frank—— he‘s had an accident. —We|l, give him a mop...

Maybe a few more weeks. Depends on how much post—operative pain you have.

Well, that‘s not the way it really happens.

— Yes, Colonel, you see, the way we understand it—— — Major!

So, dumbbell,when will I seeyou again, soon?

Captain Pierce, Captain McIntyre, report to surgery!

— I‘m Pierce. What‘s the problem? — You‘re my problem.

— Now take it easy, kid, I‘m a doctor. —[Groaning]

—And I ﬁled my nails. — Mm—hmm.

-Sir? — May| have the medal, please?

Yeah, and they bring him back to life in the next movie.

Yeah, I got it, I got it. Okay, lighten up on him.

and tell him to be more careful next time.

Give me some suction. |can‘t see anything.

And it‘s none of my business.

Listen, stick around for a while. We‘ll be back in a bit.

This one has almost identical injuries, plus an ear that has to be sewn back on.