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(CAR HORNS BLARING)
All right, Homer. Let's see what my baby's been up to.
To-may-to, to-mah-to. Now, how am I gonna win Maya back?
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Oh! I will never know the score!
This makes more sense than anything I've ever done.
Apoorwa loves Magie And like to eat momos
Would you look at me? I'm the happiest bartender in the world.
- You mean like how we treat Homer? - Because he can't remember limericks?
from Wayne Buckhorn, Jean-Pierre Petomane, and me, Don Jacque LaLonde,
Yeah. I took out the passenger seat to save gas.
So, Maya, have you always been this size? Or is this like a Benjamin Button deal?
(HUMMING HAPPILY)
It was a typical Friday night.
Perhaps this is inappropriate, but I have a mechanical question,
And unlike cable TV,
- What's the matter, Homer? - Not a thing in the world.
And we know that's not gonna happen.
I love maggie
Will you marry me?
- Homer Simpson, you are a strong finisher. - And I'm good at beginnings.
(SOBBING)
Marcos marcos marcos a bitch
- Maya is gonna love the new me. - Moe, why did you do this?
(CLEARS THROAT)