Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She was left alone in the house

- Here you go, boys. - Cool.

I wanted to give this dog to you, but your mommy doesn't want it.

I don't want the peeing, I don't want the chewing.

- Turtle? - Turtles scare me.

A bra? What the fuck's wrong with that dog?

Doggie! Oh, he's so cute.

- Minoxidil? - No, you?

all fucked up on alcohol. All liquored up.

What happened was they separated...

No, if I hadn't told Mindy Reiser that thing...

I like Oscar better.

I have to go to the bathroom.

He's like an elephant sticking his head in a pond.

I'm not allowed to talk about anything I'm doing.

He can't stay in the same house with Oscar."

But you're choosing Oscar. I'm your dad.

Wow. When did you start losing it?

Maybe you brought him for some animal testing or something,

He came running out of the restaurant.

Oscar, you come back right...!

I just left her,

I can't live with this dog, it's making me crazy.

You deserve a thank you. And I was dead wrong.

can we get the splash guards in the urinal now?

So what if he works and you don't?

I did hire a bald man, but...

I don't know what you did to him.

You know what? I think I'm gonna have this instead.

Oh, I poured some of your... I had poured some wine.

I'm telling you, this is an amazing dog.

At $140 a bottle, I don't want "fine."

- Terrific. - Great.

So am I to assume that you do not want the dog?

You're an expert in wine? Go ahead, taste it.