Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because obviously, I have got it going on back there.
ANNOUNCER: Racers, start your engines!
Don't you mean before you kick your ass?
Yes.
No, not at all.
Elle Yoko Suzuki Andy Thomas Jason "JTOP" Topolski Chuck Waite Jay Weiland Ian Westcott
No. My back's just stiff from training for the mower race.
and it does not make me any less of a man.
You want to back out now?
But even if you do, you can wear a gluteal orthotic...
to ridicule me in public.
Hello?
Yes. But it'll give me a boost of speed.
Mr. Hill, are your shoes fake feet?
How's that feel, Hank?
ANNOUNCER: Ten laps down, ten laps to mow!
- Me, too! - Plan on eating my dust, Gribble.
All right, then. I guess I'll see you guys next Tuesday.
Me and my Mason 5000 will do 20 laps around the track...
Add that to the natural quickness of the Mason 5000...
A white male with small buttocks and protruding belly...
- I shared it with the group. - I don't know what you're talking about.
WAYNE: Guess which assistant coach sat on his son's Little League bench?
Those cruel sons of britches. Did you get their names?
We were all reaching for our bags, buddy. I was just quickest on the draw.
Hank Grill.
I got a friend who could use something like that.