Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wanna brag about your sexuaI conquests, you big stud, you?

Fuckin'-ass pervert!

Well, I hope he calls.

You tell people to do things, and they have to do it,

If you upset the busboys, they're not gonna care if your table's ready.

You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex.

Whoa, sorry to interrupt.

You think we're all gay, don't you?

Good news is dessert is free

It's so fuzzy! Ooooooh, my god. This that it's furry! furry? very fur.

Let me get you another drink.

I must say there's nothing more attractive than tainted youth. Yes, I am indeed a pervert. Does that offend you?

Come on man. You can’t be mixing Italian and Continental.

Welcome to Hannandome, Bitch

When in reality, you know you're not even worth a bit of bullshit!

- How you doing? - Good. This is Mitch. It's his first day.

- I have to put in an appetizer. Goddamn it. - Chill the fuck out!

Yikes! A turtle, its gonna eat you!

Well, I apoLogize for the food the Last few times,

God, it was just a bIur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex

Like that's ever stopped you before.

You're a good friend too.

So are you taking any interesting classes this semester?

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

- Are you serious? - Heck, yeah, I'm serious.

So I need you to do me a favor.

- No, I don't need help. - Shh, shh.

Really? Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?

It’s so angry

And wean, this is an Exploding offer!

we strongly discourage such relationships from forming.

Doble Steering wheel

Did you ever just wake up and realize, ''Holy shit. I'm a fucking Ioser.''

She really is a little badass though. And fun to hang out with. Laid back.

Every time I go to take a piss, I get the image of that guy's eyes on my shank.

and tell us what to do.

I was just trying to Let you down easy, but this is bullshit.

was just one short punctuated joke after another,

- What's wrong? - I'll tell you later.

So next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored,

So, seriousIy, ladies, why don't you wanna play the game?

Oh, man, look what I did. I'm all thumbs today.

Like they don't know how to tip? Oh, they know.

While I'm hidin' in the Shenaniganz' garbage bin

Now, see yourself urinating, Calvin.

Bad news is we sing off-key

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME B**CH!

- Hey, would you turn down the music? - Dude, chill.

- Fuck. - Hurry up. Come on.

Ooooh, it's so boneyyyy

Take everything in.

I hate this fucking place sometimes, you know.

I'm gonna- I'm gonna change.

What time are you coming over?

and she'll have a water.

Okay, Monty, my bitch. Kick me a fieId goaI.

I don't know, man. You know.

So get the fuck out my dome before I split yours

I assume Monty went over the basic idea with you, right?

That's okay. I understand how it works.

Why don't we make this

Oh, look at that. A bedroom.

And bring me the check.

So, I was just callin' ya, 'cause it's kind of dead here right now.

Take your time. Yeah, don't rush, you know.

minding my own business.

Why ? Why ? why ?

All right, everybody, Listen up.

I'll pull your fuckin' card You ready, willin' and able

Oh, what the fuck ever!

Is it any wonder why you still date girls in high school?

and I might add, a hefty pay increase.

more than fuckin' Snoop Dogg.

Don't fuck with people that handIe your food.

This is all temporary.

Oh, and Monty, just so you know,

so we can grow our own shit, yo.

SUPPORTING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

I'll see you at work, okay?

- Yeah, it sounds like he's doing really well. - I'll bet.

Let's go out there, Let's ceIebrate,

How many times I told you? My name is T-dog, bitch!

I am the walrus Koo-koo-ka-choo

Oh, thank you, sir.

It's okay. There's nothing wrong with that.

Actually, we're still in high school.

Why Don't billy and I hang out? we're practically the same guy!

It’s so angry1

DEEZ NUTS! HAHA GOT EM

OmG loOk At a FeW pOsTeRs on hErE!!!

but the Last four times we've come here, the food was awfuI.

What the hell are you doing here?

- How oId are you? - I'm 22.

Yo, and you know the bitches be Iovin' that shit.