Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh what the fuck ever

Cowboys beat Giants That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome

Pull out my glock Now you pee in your pants

Women like assholes, am I right?

Did you see the tits on table 12?

Damn man We almost had to switch to the ten second rule

Swallow my nut This shit is gourmet

- Have a good day, big guy. - Thanks.

- Women troubles, Amy? - I just don't understand

Being the coolest server at hillstone

It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash.

On the other hand, maybe she is too young.

What makes you think I won't cut you?

It's the stupid childproof Iighters.

We had a reIationship based on orgasms.

Fuck you, bitch!

Hey, Dan. I have a table that needs to-

That's the dish area back there. This is where you pick up the food.

Eat at shenanigans Bryan works here!

Okay. Yeah. They got me.

No, I was kiddin'. You don't really owe me anything.

- What's that? - Why don't we hang out?

People who ALWAYS gotta be a contrarian

Restaurant began to improve.

Always gotta be right, with your little quips!

I'm definitely gonna do somethin'.

For Shenaniganz to run like an efficient, well-oiled machine,

Well, you had the two well-done steaks,

Hey, fuck off for a second. I'll be right back

Come on... Don't play your part Jimmy

How many times I told you, man? It's the motherfuckin' t-dog, yo.

They're the only ones Ieft. They don't know any better.

How do you feel about frontaI maIe nudity?

Fuckin', I hate her. I hate her!

all that can be Learned in a few hours.

It's they're naked! Ooh, my. God! It's they're naked, what the hell.

Chet, Chet. I think you made a mistake.

- I'm going with option ''B''. - That's my boy.

I'll pull out my heater and boom, bye-bye

A hit on my shit will make your eyes Chinese

Yeah, but why does it Always have to be about my looks?

Okay. Okay, you're good.

the doggie bags, et cetera and so forth.

You want some help, bitch?

Time-out. Isn't this your only night off this week?

Yes, master. Right away, master

You guys are so one-dimensionaI.

Yeah, I still don't understand, Bishop.

I feel no guilt whatsoever.

Oh. Right. Sorry, Calvin.

We treat each other with respect and dignity.

You don't talk much, do you, Mitch?

It's absolutely true I've seen him do it

Now the Last one. The Last one is called ''The Goat.''

Do you think I-

All right. Do you know what you guys want?

I forgot you were here.

take a look at the batwing bitch Oh, it's so veiny

You pissing son of a bitch!

Wait. You actually have to get the pussy before you can be whipped by it.

- You're a fIake. - I know I'm a fIake!

Why do you have to go home?

You're the most elite drow?

I'm gonna come back and get you after the dinner rush. The tape should be done then.

Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have.

Well, it’s official, my penis is just for show

Is somethin' wrong?

Someone here is getting old

And his mouth tasted just like buttermilk

I can't beLieve you would do that to me.

Why don't you bring her a Pepsi?

- What? - The oId Iady at table 37 wants you to sing

And, Let's not forget the power.

but I like 'em both.

- Don't worry. - You are too kind.

I think i'd like a reese's pulled pork sandwich

- What's up with Christy? - Oh, she's-

When someone says they're Unvaccinated

HaIf of me is like take the job. I could really use the money. It's a smart move.

Yeah, but I just get the feeling that you don't care.

Yo, give me the fucking picture back.

Hung over. I got so shitty Last night.

It's absoIutely true. I've seen him do it.

If heterosexual men can’t show their cocks to each other Then what are we even doing here?

Leave no mental stone unturned.

You got the baby back ribs with fries,

This is an exploding offer

And with him came the penis-showin' game you all like to play.

Basically, I need you to be more like Dean here.

- So what have you been doing? - Oh, you know.

I saw that you guys were arguing, and-

Me to contrarians

Don't ever do that.

came from making fun of it later with my friends.

but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.

I'd like to offer the job to you.

And how about a couple of sundaes with some nuts on 'em?

and you take it and you make it fIat like paper, all right?

I should get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat.

If your not interested, just tell me. Just finally tell me!!