Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, we went out Last night. - Come on, man! DetaiIs!

Okay. What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts,

And, bitch, you best give thanks before you eat my nuts

- Come on. Screw that noise. - Yeah, but come on, man.

Fresh from the taint. We like this. Good.

If you guys can go five minutes without referencing your genitaIs, I'll be amazed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNY!!!

- Okay, good Iuck. - Thanks.

You know, what the hell? It's our anniversary.

Look, I just thought maybe you needed it more than I do.

So for that reason

You'll be taking care of us?

Well, you know, we were in all the same classes in high school.

It's your last chance, I'll cut your retinas It's your last glance

Thanks a lot. We'll see you next time.

You know, we should probabIy feel guiIty, but she broke the cardinaI rule:

Could be better. It'll do.

On a school night? Kids today.

Adds a touch of cIa-

- Oh, I swear, when you two are together. - You're perverts! All of you.

- Oh. Like- - Why don't we hang out more often?

I need birthday singers!

So, is there anything else I can get you foLks this evening?

Yeah, but you kept trying to get me to jerk you off.

All right. Then, thanks for being so mature about this and professionaI.

Why can't he just piss like a normaI person?

- Some ''fromunda'' cheese. - Yeah, make us proud.

Thanks, Raddimus. Be gentIe.

Women, they're so fuckin' wiIy.

Telhas anfi Kheiro

I prefer oIder men.

Right over here. This is the cooler.

I was actually thinking about taking an assistant manager-

Hi, there, guys. My name is Serena, and I'll be taking care of you today.

Nothing important. Just bullshit.

I'm in my Lexus Finger-bangin'poodles

She's- She's still with him.

So- - The Third One, I Call It The ''Bat Wing”

Your not just any piece of meat. Your MM ranchera.

- Dean, Amy, I just sat you. - Oh, shit. What do we got?

You know, if you ever want counseling in anger management or...

What the Fuck ever

- It's because of this! - Oh!

The goat! The goat, you bastard!

Okay. Okay, thanks, Bishop.

and I hereby swear my undying allegiance to you.

You want that assistant manager job?

much like our sex Life.

They're Always trying to project their own vaIues on you.

and get to kick them in the ass.

why don't we hang out?

I'll have the motherfucker on the carpet. I fucked that bitch!

Why? Do you think I'm gonna turn you in?

Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again,

So, Mitch, how was your first day?

they wanna see it.

So call me back. You know the number. Okay. Bye.

- I like you, Monty. - I like you too, sir.

Push the kiwi's they're about to turn

I mean, like, much oIder than she rightfully should?

Sin, sin, sin I'll stick a dildo in

is look deep inside yourself and figure out if you can take an eyeful of that.

I had the chefs take extra special care of it for you.

CIose my- Okay.

You can get a job substitute teaching for retarded kids or something.

Shoot. Let's just-

Let me describe Monty's amazing sexuaI prowess.

Called before a few times. Maybe you didn't-

That is why we are always on guard for guests. You never know when-

Fuck. What did she order?

- All right. All right. - Cry it off.

You start playing this weird, ambivaIence bullshit, and it makes me feel psycho.

- Okay, but this is the Last time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ending world hunger? Not on my watch

but I thought I'd call just to make sure.

You gonna mail me a sundae?

I asked for it medium. And I wanted extra gravy on my mashed potatoes.

All right. It's time to show the goat.

Hey, Monty? Could you drop off my food, please?

That's why I stick to anal sex.

You gotta call 'em a fag, okay?

- So back up, sonny - We got mad honeys

You're right. I know. I know. He just-

But, dude, I'm really not in the mood for smiIing, all right?

Secondly, everybody knows that I'm orally fixated.

Fucking psycho baby bear bullshit assholes!

Goddamn it! I hate these fuckin' cooks. I hate them!

exquisitely to perfection.

I'm only a minor for another week.

- Ah, yeah. - Oh, motherfucker.

You obviousIy need this more than I do.

That's what I'm talking about. Finesse, baby!

Is there anything I can get you to drink while you're looking at the menus?

Bus table 73 first, and then I'll give you the camera.

until next Wednesday''?

- Well, damn, Mitch, I- - Oh, no, asshole!

But as Long as I look happy while I'm doing it,

Well, yours are cool. They look like business people.

Now let's go take a look at our problem back in the kitchen.

I thought you were a genuinely interesting guy to be around.

Hey, I've seen you use more than a finger.

I always had an orgasm when we had sex

I want you to do a couple things for me.