Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Exactly. - And besides, you know,

Shit, you know, it would be a shame if you guys broke up.

Are you okay with that?

You've been working here, what? About a year and four months, right?

Pump on a blot and have sex with hot midgets

when she bit the meat

Just give me the food.

You're gonna maiI me siding? I want it now.

Then I'll rape a llama to top that drama

Come on man. You can’t be mixing Italian and Continental.

And just so you know, Hot Dog,

Is that what you're saying?

Hey, you're preaching to the choir here. Know what I mean?

And I never get psycho!

And it would end so quickIy, so abruptIy,

Come on, man. I thought you was better than that.

Squeeze the trigger Now your head's all bloody

God, I can't wait To quit this job!

Blow me 'cause I'm an OG

Yeah, I want a singIe shot of whiskey and a double-shot of whiskey,

I hate her! Amber Turd

I got a gat in my hand A pound in my tighty-whities

The time has come. Remember, product pride. Portion consciousness.

We get it man, wheeew, you're so edgy and cool with all your quips

So, I go into the bathroom.

than going into the back to grab condiments,

- Go get one of those high school girls. - You think?

So- - The Third One I Call It The ''Bat Wing“

I think that most tainted youths end up being perverts.

why your mom gives you so much shit anyway.

This is what I don't get. How can someone be such a compLete asshole all the time

Yeah, and Let it dry out under the heat Iamps?

None of the guys that work here are gay.

Oh! As if that somehow negates the fact that once we got past foreplay,

- How's your table? - Couple of hicks.

Look, man, we're all sick. All right?

SO, YOU WANT THAT PS5?

Sure. No problem.

What, are you fIirting with me?

you got the Mandingo chicken with rice and a saIad with a side of bIue cheese.

TyIa, every time I look at you, I wish I was a Lesbian.

- you give me a call. - All right.

Now, look. The main thing to remember

- ''Is everything okay?'' - ''What are you thinking about?''

We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah!

I gotta warn you. Take my car, what do you think's gonna happen?

I'll bring my manager card, and we'll just eat for free.

And there you go, foLks.

You keep this up, I may just try to Iure you away from this place.

the birthday song for her grandson.

Yes, well, your father pulled out too,

- No more dirty dishes - I'll steal people's wishes

I know. It's a joke.

Alzheimer's can't be all bad You get a chance to meet new people every day

Pschosomatic auditory hallucinations

Slice you three times Slice you three limes

Yeah, you too, Dean. Listen.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

Then I want you think about

Oh, uh, push the fish. It's about to turn.

- Yes, we do. - Wait. Didn't you take out Christy Last night?

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

That way if, within the constructs of my own morality

No. That's for you. That's your tip.

by adhering to Laws that I do not truly beLieve in,

And I'm still finishing up at C.C., taking a few more classes.

You know what? Fuck Chet Miller.

You know what? You'd think I do. I don't.

We'll get more fuckin' puss than Busta, more than Dre,

Nancy Miller and her son Chet. You remember Chet Miller, don't you?

the guy standing next to me was staring at me, and I freaked.

Fuck You You All Suck - I Quit

I want you to show him around. Train him on everything while it's slow,

aIcohoIism, I'd be more than gIad to do it for you.

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

Oh, but poor, Amy. She's a different story.

That’s why I stick to anal sex

Look, look. Stop, stop.

Yo! What you doin'?

What are you looking at fuckwad

- Mitch, you're coming to the party tonight? - Well, yeah-

I know what you're thinking now.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

God I can't wait to quit this job

Hey, Dan, man, we outta here.

He better fuckin' not have.

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party I'm Gonna Stick My Dick in the Mashed Potatoes!

Oh, how charming.

I got more bush than High Times More rhymes than LeAnn

God, I just wanna be able to say, ''I wanna be a teacher,'' you know,

Happy Birthday Vinny!!!

It’s our anniversary... why don’t you bring her a pepsi

A WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME B**CH!

Oh, what the fuck ever!

Thank you, sir. I honestIy appreciate that.

Oh, man. You look really pissed.

Yeah, yeah. All that.

I love when your cunt is balder than Bruce Willis

Oh, Uh, Push the fish. It’s about to turn

It's not that I'm not interested, I just-

All right then. Give him a quick tour before your shift starts.

FrontIine stuff. Watch this. Watch this.

people just assume I'm senlie.

And Dean will be your waiter this evening.

Eat at Shenaniganz enjoy your food

Hey, there, ladies. My name is Monty.

There are few things in this world more unsettIing

InsuIting a customer like that?

I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw,

and ending up staring at a huge, steaming plie of cock.

Where the hell's my chicken sandwich?

And, oh, Monty, do you remember why we stopped dating?

That guy should be sterilized… and I’m not kidding at all

for the change necessary to be made in the restaurant.

Hey, there, foLks. My name is Dean. I'll be your waiter this evening.

- So is there- - Mitch, go in the back, check out the cooks.

You're fIushing a goIden opportunity down the toiLet.