Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get out! Get out of my sight!

You'd do that for me?

This steak is medium rare.

Well, I've been working here, obviousIy.

I got all my bars.

Would you like a baked potato, french fries or rice piIaf?

Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and Continental.

Who Me? What the fuck did I ever do to you man?

Then Raddimus began working here.

And his mouth tasted just like buttermiIk.

or they do sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again.

Well, then. Tonight should be a good night for both of us, huh?

Not just any piece of meat, baby. A prime rib.

shut the fuck up!

or they get in trouble.

So, what are you doing tonight?

Okay, I'm sorry. Did you wanna hear what I was gonna say or-

Twenty minutes for two medium-rare steaks? This is bullshit.

I think you're all great waiters and waitresses.

And Dean... This is an exploding offer.

Nothin' sets off the fIavor of a steak Like some ketchup

And then that's when I start hearing the voices.

I'm surprised you didn't give those guys a Iap dance.

Oh, uh, Push the fish. It's about to turn.

That was once, and I was drunk and it was VaIentine's day. So back off.

If I knew it was going to be that kind of party...

because I wasn't consuIted when the goddamn Laws were made.

I hate her Turd

- What's up? How you doin'? - Those look heavy.

I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip,

I promise you it won't happen again, okay?

I mean, come on!

Haven't even got our A.A. degree.

OH it's so ZANYYYYY

See what you come up with, okay? It's all good.

You gonna mail me a plate I want it now god dammit

Not On MY WATCH

- I'm gIad I'm a Lesbian. - Ouch.

- I do pretty well. - Cool.

Welcome to the thunder dome, bitch!

- I'm sorry. I Iost it. - You're sorry?

- She's baiting those poor saps. - I Love Patrick Swayze.

You walked in here, you’re gay You’re fired

You green snot-beard faggot!

- Oh, no. - Hang on. I only have a small order.

Get off your ass and get help!

I really like my teachers. Cool guys.

I like the sound of that.

Real thugs pop guns You steal cable

I would've had a better time if somebody hadn't been ignoring me all night.

Mitch, you picked a fucked-up night to start working here.

Fucking asshole. What are you looking at, fuckwad?

while I Iaid there trying not to Laugh...or cry.

Hey, so what was that about?

You can do itl Do itl

- You gave me a hundred dollar bill. - No, it's all there.

Quit staring at my dick!

No, you fucking idiot! I've worked at a restaurant my whole Life.

SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON!

Fuckin’… I hate him, I HATE HIM!

Just fucking with you Ditto

You know you girls Love it.

Yeah, yeah. My mother told me.

So, did you hear? I got my bachelor's degree.

How much did he Ieave you?

From there, Let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place-

And make you squeeze 'em on your own cuts

You turn 18 next Wednesday, right?

You can't deny that I played your vagina like a vioIin.

Yeah, whatever.

I'd do her. Hell, I'd PROBABLY even pay.

I knew you were going to do that Fuckwad

- We got new rides - Now we'll flip the switches

Wow. His parents must really be proud, huh?

I remember my first day.

She was a fucking bitch! Do it.

The only real pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you

So you quit your job.

Talon Preserve Welcome to the Thunder Dome Bitch

PIease. See, the store morale was beginning to sIip.

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, then.

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME, BITCH.

ChIamydia. I think I might name my daughter ChIamydia.

So fuck you, bitch I'll fuck your mama

Our deserts were designed by gourmet chefs.

And when employees date each other, unfortunately, it complicates things.

and that's teamwork.

Here's how it went down. You walked in-

How many times can we have the same exact conversation?

I write the book, okay?

but did you have to eat it all before you compIained about it?

- Yeah, I heard you were working here. - Yeah.

How many fucking times I told you, man? It's the fucking T-dog, yo.

All right. Attention, guests!

Let us selze the day!

I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers fought and died for, right?

That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!

Shh. I'm trying to concentrate.

is to get the other guy to unknowingly look at your cock and balls.

I don't know. I guess it got oId.

He must have made a mistake.

It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear.

Okay. I'll tell you why.

You gonna mail me a Sundae? I want it now

- I'm gonna work on it. - Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

- All right. - What about mine?

The game Loses it's meaning if you don’t humiliate them for being a f’n meatgazer

And I'm at the urinal, just waiting for the flow,

You know what... ...you’re too easy

Okay. Well, I'll see you there.

Hey, I don't. Hello? I don't know what's going on.

- Fuck you! - You can't even get a boner.

Fuckin' faggots.

Hey, guys. Which one of these is medium rare?

- But anyway, we have a good reIationship- - About three years ago,

All right. Well, thank you, sir.

As you can see, this is a wait station.

Come on. Talk to me, Goose. What's wrong?

Yeah, she's a cool chick. I'd do her. Hell, I'd probabIy even pay.

Yo, we need to get some fucking hydroponics

There are people who would jump at the chance.