Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I guess. About.

To all new members, be respectful and have some fun

And doc, this an exploding offer

What do you want? It was a dull movie.

Let me ask you something. How hard is your job?

She'll be Iucky to get ten percent.

Okay, that's hardly sanitary.

Big round of appIause. He's earned it.

Most people have to pay for such a thing.

That's just dumb and senseless, 'cause you're only gonna be hurting yourselves.

I work at Shenaniganz

And if you backstab me I'll show you what a hearse is

No, no. Stop. Stop.

of why we've had so much success.

You know what? Fuck this!

Oh, yeah. I remember Chet. Yeah.

So, what grade are you in?

Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog. Let's go.

How'd you know I quit?

Let's have a great shift.

You should start tonight.

And then when he looks, you call him a fag.

Maybe she was abused as a child. God I fucking hope so.

''Whoa. That's a nice dick. ''

- You think you're going to get arrested? - No, no, no.

- No. I was- He told me. - Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you.

Mama said they'd take me anywhere.

You think I wanna have kids? AbsoIutely not.

What a doozy, huh? Bishop, you're gonna Love this.

All right? ReIax. I'm okay.

AND YOU! "WAAAAA I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE ITS TOO WINDY"

Everything that Dan wants me to show you, teach you,

I question whether you can see that by me serving food,

Then I'll kill your papa to top the drama

- Well, did he take the job? - I don't know. I couldn't-

Okay. Bye. Bye.

same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

When the dinner rush hits and things start to get hectic,

Can get you something to drink while you're looking at the menus?

The miIk and vegetables, whatever.

Hey, Bishop. This is Mitch.

She got this thing about dating grown men who've had sex with 16-year-oId girls.

Think Monty and I got a little carried away.

I like a man in power.

Okay. There you go.

Well, maybe we could-

Well, fuck you, whitey.

IT’S SO ANGRY

Hey, who has a clue, right?

It's crazy. Mitch, cherry-popping time.

And I hope you burn in hell.

Welcome Back to the Program 100

God, I can't wait to quit this job!

- You really wanna know why? - I really do.

Me? What the fuck did i do to you man?

Hell, yeah, motherfucker. We be down-

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BITCH.

I guess if you become manager, you won't be able to date any of the waitresses.

Now knock yourself up! And there is a baby duck who is trapped in a cage, and put that thing up fast forward!

Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.

I'm really fucked up.

But here are the directions to the party.

And from there-

- Maybe she was abused as a child. - Oh, God. I fucking hope so.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

You are being safe, aren't you?

Well, you're obviousIy a very intelligent young man.

is to get the other participants to unknowingIy look at your testicles and/or penis.

Aw. Come on, now, dog.

If your not interested, just tell me Just finally tell me!!

You really wanna know how I make a hundred dollars every night?

Whatever. Anyway, this is Mitch.

Do you think you could get a feel for it outside? I need some fresh air.

But the other haIfs like, ''Am I fucking nuts?''

Wow. You don't wanna be a waiter forever, do you?

Okay. For that you get two kicks.

All right then, Calvin.

Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants and say, ''Look at my dick!''

Well In that case

- I hope you're right. - I am right!

I hope you burn in Hell

- Can I get an extra side of bIue cheese? - Sir, yes, sir.

The hooker and I.

Oh, God. How pissed are you?

Okay, that's the dry area, man. That's where we keep all the condiments.

Yeah, he was a prick, and at first I was so fucking pissed off,

I think i'd like a reese's pulled pork sandwich

I am offering you an opportunity to take it to the next IeveI, earn more money.

I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say, ''Yo, MTV Raps.''

Thanks again. Thank you.

Fuckin' Nick and T-dog!

Slowly slipping Into senility

So for that reason

Hey, Cochise, we're out. I'll see you, okay?

Well, I want a hot, pink center. Don't we all....

I wouldn't even have time to feel any sort of

play with your nuts, you know what I'm saying?

We're PRactically the same guy

Oh, uh, Push the scallops. They’re about to turn

You walked in here, you’re gay You’re fired

Oh, and, oh, yeah.

You take care of yourself.

Come on, Nisha... Of course I'm being safe.

Are you gonna talk to her or hope you're never forced to make an actuaI decision?

- Has even hinted that he's aware of it? - No, he's acting obIivious.

Right. BIue cheese for you, stat.

You're the coolest Fuckin' guy at zoom!

- Cool. Thanks, Dan. - Let me ask you something.

Why don’t we hang out?

MMM THAT DOES SOUND GOOD

You all suck. I quit.

Damn, Raddimus. Does Danielle know that you like to go both ways? How does that work?

Well, Let's see.

the so-called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong.

How id like to react to vagrants at my job telling me they own the place or think they do....

We always treat our guests with respect and dignity.