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I'm gonna go home and change
And then fucking poof!
Goddamn it.
Yes Master Right away master
didn't do anything immoral.
Listen, man. You got nothing to worry about. It's just a game.
You put on your fuckin' tie, and you get your fuckin' little manager card,
Yeah, we get that a lot.
Fuck you, Monty!
Wait. How the hell do you know about that?
No bacon on the salad
And you didn't even cry once, which is more than I can say for my Last trainee.
How many times I told you? My name is Z-dog, bitch!
Those guys should be steriIized. And I'm not kidding at all.
- We make much money - And don't you dare laugh
and we will certainIy do our best to make sure that doesn't happen again.
This is supposed to be the in-between time.
Oh, it's ladies' time.
Yes, master. Right away, master.
- What's up, Poncho? - Hey, Raddimus. How you doin'?
So I called your house today at 2:00.
Well, hurry up.
You gonna talk to your girlfriend all night or make my drink?
Some fromunda cheese... ..yeah, make us proud!!
I hope this email finds you well.
Sdd
Oh, bro, that ain't right, man.
- Well, I agree that you're an asshole. - Okay.
Hey, there, ladies. Amy's busy so I thought I'd bring your food out.
I'm sorry, guys.
Hey, Floyd, make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad. It's against her religion.
Well, Listen. You can put that faggoty baby to bed right now.
I HAD TO SCRAPE ICE OFF MY CAR THIS MORNING!
Yo, girl, give me the instant camera.
You were still asleep, weren't you?
That's an understatement.
Remember, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra
Those guys, they Always seem to forget to tell me where it's at.
I was very professionaI. You're fired.
and maybe when I come back we'll catch up a bit.
while taking the Lord's name in vain.
Oh. Come on, baby.
If you do everything right, I will.
He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his cock-shaped pillow.
주방 마감 5분 전에 들어온 주문
Okay.
Because it bears a striking resembIance to-
So it's on then? We're getting the fucking hydro.
Well?
Maintenance fees are really Iow. I like that.
Okay, so how would you like your steak prepared?
- That's harsh. - Yeah.
There he is. There's the big winner.
Dean, you've been replaced.
See, that's the problem with women, okay?
- What happens with every girl you like? - Nothing!
- Actually, yeah- - Well, it doesn't really matter anyway.
Remember, gang. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary
Very true.
So how is everything?
Hey! Look at my leg!
I don't hear any P!
Dallas cowboys winning Is like the smartest kid with down syndrom
Don't we all?
All right, guys. Here you go, Chet. You got a steak.
What do you mean?
AIso, if you wanna get out of the restaurant and chill out, here you go.
Not on my watch.
...of our most sacred company policies
- No, I'm still- - Oh, my God!
The penis just looks ridicuIous. It's like a shriveIed roll of dimes or something.
Oh, my God.
I can give small children the middIe finger.
West Coasters I fuckin' hate west coasters ! It's such bullshit!
Dean, doesn't my mom look oId?
Suck it
Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was overcooked,
What's taking so Long?
You shut the fuck up now. It's my turn to talk!
Hey. Are you okay?
So do you think taking the assistant manager job would be like my penis-showing game?
Oh, by the way, CaI.
Come on, baby. It's nothin' like that.
So, honestIy, you think you can handIe working here?
And you're using it to work a double-shift for Christy?
being the best server at Hillstone THATS LIKE BEING THE SMARTEST KID WITH DOWN SYNDROME
I don't hear any peeing.
- Who are you thinking about? - Chet Miller.
Well, it's officiaI. Now my penis is just for show.
Fuck you!
Hey, man. We all had to watch it.
I were to do something that was considered illegal, so be it.
Mandate line now at 90%
Then create your own penis-showin' game.
Oh, God. I fucking hope so.
You're way too sweet.
Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants and say, ''Look at my dick!''
See what I mean? Perverts.
- I mean- - What are you doing, man?
Okay, I am so ready to get stupid.
It's true. You just treat me like a piece of meat.
Uh-huh.
Whoa, Naomi!
SeriousIy, look at her. You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.
That's the computer where you're gonna put the food and drink orders in.
Busted.
Okay, okay. All right.
Ma'am, you're absoIutely right, and I apoLogize.
- Yes. - It's all about that right there.
No, I think you can make it.