Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah!

Do I really wanna end up like Dan?

I don’t hear any pee!

and don't realize I'm doing it until someone sIaps me.

These people should be sterilized… and I’m not kidding at all

How intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?

- The brain! - Ah, shit!

Okay, I don't mean to be a bitch,

All I had to do was call and say, ''Hey. I'm horny.''

Chris Riggs and his ketchup

OnIy 30 more minutes to go, man.

But remember, you have to shave it so it looks like his beard.

I never make- How do you make a hundred dollars every night?

Since that time, I haven't been able to use a pubIic bathroom.

Let's put that extra- just that little extra- back in extraordinary.

I mean…. If you’re not interested……

SeriousIy, Calvin, do yourself a favor.

Yeah, sure. Have a seat.

Let's go out there, Let's ceIebrate.

I get this paranoid feeling there are people outside the stall,

It's like we're stuck in a time paradox

Carson got promoted to GM over at Riverside,

Working in a restaurant's all about Iearning a routine.

You know what you’re to easy

All right. That's all I have for you today.

You’re the coolest fucking guy at Shennanigans

- What? - Nothing.

Hey, man, reIax.

Why don't Ryan and I hang out?? We're practically the same guy

I'd do her. Hell, I'd probabIy even pay.

- You wanna come to the party? - Well, yeah.

You know, you’re Too easy

Ied to an even Iower store morale.

- Well, I guess- - Bro, it was a rhetorical question.

Only 3 more minutes to go, man

I swear, we gotta grow it, smoke it, sell it. We'd be a fucking pimp.

I don't hear any P!

I'll fuckin' cap her Don't she know I'm a rapper

- Right around that corner. - Okay.

Now I'm not gonna Lie to you. The job comes with more responsibiIity,

That is a very, very good point.

Well, sometimes I give small children the middIe finger

And Doc, This is an exploding offer!

I need you to be sure things don't fall through the cracks.

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party, I'm Gonna Stick My Dick In The Mashed Potatoes!

I was so nervous I dropped this bowI of soup on a nun.

No fucking way.

Just calling again. Just checking in or whatever.

Bet you drive the boys wiId at your school.

I wanna speak to your manager now, please. This is horse shit.

Excuse me, Air Pods

How many times I told you? My name is t-dog, bitch!

Why? Why? Why? Why?

DEEZ NUTS! HAHAHA GOT EM! GOT EM

Good Job Asshole

I think I'd like a hot fudge sundae.

Christy asked me to work for her, so I'm working a double.

We get it man your fucking edgy and cool

Okay, your waiter will be right with you.

Hells, yes. Soon as we get the hydro, we can run this city like the fuckin' mob.

Okay, so I'll go ahead and put your order in,

And these two fun-Ioving pieces of wannabe gangster shit are Nick and Theodore.

We better not have no Iate-night asshole comin' in here.

Hey, there, foLks. My name is Amy, and I'll be taking care of you.

Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe.

Come on, guys. This is bull crap.

I don't hear any P!

You're probably wondering what makes Shenaniganz such a great restaurant.

And Dean, this is an exploding offer.

- Oh, yeah. I bet you would. - No girl would ever play that game.

I don't think I could handIe the idea of you reproducing.

What the hell did I do to you, Floyd?

Actual footage of me in H.S.

When you have had it with Corey hill at the sweat And decide to get dressed and leave

I know you're not gonna forget lunch with me,

Take a look at my singularity bitch oooohhhh it's soooo veiny!!

You gonna mail me a sundae? I want it now

Why don’t we hang out?

Well, I mean, I guess. I-

- Fuck! - The five-second rule! The five-second rule!

Sorry, Dan, just a lot of things- Can I take a little while to think about it?

Take a look at my singularity

Cowboys Beat Giants

Hey, there, Natasha. How's my favorite minor doing today?

you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling?

SO YOUR COWBOYS WILL WIN THE NFC EAST?

I-I-I sort of have a core group of friends. You have your own friends and-

Why the fuck do we need four more people on at this time of day, man?

But I'm never too busy to call you.

Oh, God. Does that thing have its shots?

He's just staring at it like they're old pals.

Damn, boy. What the hell took so Long?

What did Dan say when you told him you quit?

- Oh, Monty. - Oh, me.

A little fIoor spice makes everything nice. There you go.

When we get certificate requests from a county

OnIy three more minutes till the ball drop, baby. Come on.

I'll make sure to give you directions.

and when the dinner rush hits, we'll have him watch the training videos.

and so on and so forth.

Nick and T-dog, motherfucker We the illest

But you know, we're Always looking for new positions.