Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

envision yourself at a bathroom urinaI.

Don't try to candy coat it. All we ever do is hang out and have sex.

- How Long you been a waiter? - Since I was 18,

and we'll have you out on the floor by early next week.

Fuck the detaiIs. I wanna know. Did you do it? Did you make a move?

- Wait, I thought you said you dumped- - Shut up, Calvin.

You are the biggest piece of shit. And I hope you burn in hell.

I don't hear any P!

- Really? - Uh-huh. Baby, you're oozin' with sexuality.

I know it's getting crazy, but we can do it. We can do it.

And the cooks, they just love it because every time-

Oh, come on, guys. She wasn't that bad, was she?

Fucking psychobabble-bullshit asshole!

- Not quite. - Oh, terrific.

Take a look at my singularity bitch o o o o oooo it's soooo veiny

Otherwise, it don't count.

Why do you Always say that? I'm not-

which was basically him selzuring on top of me

My name is T-dog, bitch! My name is T-dog, bitch!

Thanks, Cochise.

Nothin sets off the flavor of steak like some A1

I attempt to make a move.

Youplot and you scheme on how to get the other person to look at your goat

Okay, I- Why are you telling me this?

Well, I want a hot, pink center.

SO, YOU WANT THAT PLAYSTATION 5?

CaIvin is chomping at the bit for this job.

- What's up, buddy? - Nothin', man. What's going on?

I just wanna warn you, I might be really drunk tonight.

But if anybody asks, anybody at all,

Opportunity is knocking at the door. If you don't wanna answer it, fine.

You look a lot oIder than that. I would've guessed 19, 20, maybe 21.

and then run the train on Amy.

You know what the heck?

I hope this email finds you well.

I started by getting compLetely hammered drunk. It was bad.

What you gotta do is isoIate your nuts with your fist.

You are the biggest piece of shit

Today's a very special occasion. It's Timmy's eighth birthday!

No, I'm not. No, I was just-

If they look, they get three kicks, all right?

First, I want you to observe very closely your surroundings today.

Well, Mitch, first thing. You ever worked in a restaurant before?

Ooooh, it's so veiny

Let me tell you something. My trainer, that bastard,

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Yeah, we sure did.

You know what? I don't understand.

Did you ever just wake up and realize, “Holy shit, I’m a fucking loser.”

You just need to reIax and not worry so much. Okay?

I fuckin' hate foreigners! It's such bullshit!

What? What do you want!? Get back in the fuckin training room you asscock!

You know what, you’re too easy

You shouldn't have to be subjected to that.

What? What do you want? Get back to the training room, you ass cock!

Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and ContinentaI.

He set me up big time.

Basically, the entire restaurant was going through quite a downward spiraI.

So anyway, it's getting kind of busy.

I mean, you're in the driver's seat here. Your finger's on the button.

I'll pull out my motherfuckin' shotty.

Join the fuckin' army or something!

Eat at Shenaniganz Calvin works here

Look at this place! It's fucking dead.

Fuckin' bitch. Son of a bitch, cocksucker.

You know what the heck? It's our anniversary.

First of all, for the record,

Where the hell is it? It's been over haIf an hour!

I think we really broke through there.

Is...Natasha...here?

You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move!

In one second, it all just kind of snapped into perspective.

but it offers a lot more rewards.

- All right. - Okay.

All right. How about a little garIic saIt?

What’s taking him so long?

- Yes, sir. - I'm sorry?

- Sound good? - Yeah.

You know, I thought about it. I thought a lot about it

Thank you. I appreciate that.

You Iost major cool points for this.

You know I give you the mad, phat, superfly, stupid-dope,

It's too bad chIamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pIeasant-sounding word.

You know what? You can count on me, sir.

- What, did he stiff you? - He might as fucking well have.

One, two, three,

Don't just say "Look at muh dick"

- Order up! - Is everything prepared okay?

I'm truly sorry for the inconvenience.

Yes. I am indeed a pervert.

- Oh, you and Monty were crazy Last night. - Yeah, it was cool.

- What the heck- - Pretty fucked up, huh?

Yes, and we absoIutely fucking hate insecurity.

- Hey, babe. - What's up, Hangover?

So I thought I'd share with you a few key examples

or a podiatrist or a fucking electrical engineer.

Well, okay. Girls like assholes, not women.

I'm having a really bad day, Dan, and that guy caught me at the worst possible moment.

Not only do they want you to urinate,

OHH YESSS NEW BAGS IN THE LAW DISP MASTER

Maybe. I don't really like the boys at my school.

Come on, man! You're wracked with regret

You're a Cardano iNflueNcER? That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome

I don't know. They don't speak EngIish.

No, that's it. Do not- Do not call me back.

- Well, good Iuck with that. - Thank you.

Well, I want a hot, pink center. So do i...

I just sat you. You're gonna Love them.

- Why? Because you won't pull the trigger. - And you're too fucking nice!

There you go, buddy. It's all you.

Oooh. A Pilsner? That DOES sound good!

So, what do you think of Natasha?

Can you do that for me, Mitch?