Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Rocco? It's Dan down at Shenaniganz.

- Yeah, sounds good. - Cool.

Mama said they's my magic shoes.

All right, men. This is it.

Eat at shenaniganz Dave works here

- I made about 70. - 86.

After a week back fro leave...

Hey, there, ladies. Hi, my name is Amy, and I'll be your waitress today.

Are you fucking kidding me? You know this place.

Good Job Asshole

Zero hour is upon us.

Welcome to the thunderdome!

Quit staring at my dick!

Somethin' bad happens when you become a manager.

- How much did you make? - A bill.

Welcome Back to the Program 100

it's a must that everyone act as a team.

But I still have some saIad Ieft.

From here on out, Mitch is a made man.

And then suck my dick all in its glory

Alright. How about a Gus jersey?

- Yikes. - Yeah, but the check totaI's $63,

I should be out of here soon.

Birds of a feather fIock to vagina.

- We're straight. - The check's only $31. That's like a $70 tip.

And I'm gonna sing that bitch a fucking 187.

- That's really cool. CongratuIations. - Yeah.

Oh. SteeI-trap.

Just 'cause I dress slutty doesn't mean I am slutty.

I govern my Life around my own personaI code of ethics, and I suggest you do the same.

i think I'd like a reece's pulled pork sandwich

Statutory rape.

Happy Birthday Vinny!

so even if they tip 15 percent I should make 10 bucks.

Welcome to thunderdome, bitch.

You gonna mail me a plate? I want it now dammit!

All right, see what Serena's doing right there?

You can’t be mixing Mexican and continental

- How are you doing today? - Oh, I'm sIipping gradually into seniIity.

and then eventually to an actuaI urinaI.

- All right? - Yes, master. Right away, master.

- That's true. - Yeah.

You know I'm just fucking with you.

Let us seize the day!!!

Oh, but haven't you sIept with him the past five nights?

Oh it’s so veiny!!

And by extra Iemon we mean enough for our waters and then some more.

It's go time, Mitch.

I can't beLieve how many homos we got working in here.

Let us seize the day!!

Well, we can't go in the parking lot.

Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child, everyone thought he was retarded?

What women are attracted to is self-confidence.

You talk like you're hung over

I fuckin' hate doing dishes

cIose your eyes.

What the hell? They need to get rid of every singIe one of these Iousy cocksucking mother-

Hey, hey, Christy. It's Calvin again. I-

About three months ago I just finished my shift, and I really had to take a piss.

My mother told me he graduated with his bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.

Remember, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary

He just started today, so I thought I'd give you the pIeasure

I hope you won't think Iess of me.

- My fuckin' man! Yeah, man! - You like that?

All right. How you guys doin'? Everything prepared okay?

- So- - The third one, I call it the ''Bat Wing.''

- Yeah? - Yeah, you kind of remind me of him.

Why don't we hang out?

Wait. Hey, Bishop.

You're a master of your craft.

Then you figure out what's important to you.

We're practically the same guy.

Yo, man, yo! Yo! Beer run, man.

Then you can move to a stall,

Are you ready? Well, okay. Follow me.

These guys have a deep commitment to their job.

Hey, I've seen you use more than a finger.

Nobody. FDNY senior men:

Ever get tired of this place, you're looking for a new opportunity,

Here you go, Chet. It was nice seeing you again.

Oh, hey, Christy. It's just Calvin callin'.

You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you-

Okay. There's no ''me'' in ''team.''

Oops. How cIumsy of me.

Winning the toilet bowl Is like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome

Get the fuck out of my fuckin' face.

Take A Look At the batwing Bitch

Then drove while intoxicated to pick up this disease-infested prostitute.

- to uphold our standard of excellence. - Shit.

What are you gonna do now?

- Sir, what can I get for you? - I'd like a New York strip, mid rare,

Trying to win an argument about grammar when you're obviously just being trolled

I need more time.

I made 67 on a double.

Oh, What the Fuck ever!

Here. Let me give you a hand with that.

That's why she wanted me to cover her shift.

"Go to 3rd Floor" Yes master, sir. Right away master, sir.

Yo, there's a birthday party in the kitchen. We're gonna take a picture.

Okay, so that's the Abraham LincoIn.

that is the coolest oId man I've met in my entire Life.

Welcome back to the thunderdome

All right, you two, Let's go.

- Get the fuck out of my fuckin' face. - Bitch-ass motherfuckers.