Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- 'Welser? - No, thanks.

Dean, I wanna tell you, you did an extraordinary job.

His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old.

You can’t mix Italian and continental

But we're gonna get into that later.

- ChIamydia? - ChIamydia.

We're the same fucking age.

Didn't you two have all the same honors classes together?

This is where you're gonna get the ice, the soft drinks, the condiments,

what are you, like 13, 14?

How many times I gotta tell you? It’s the fuckin’ T Dogg yo!

Still cracks me up!

Why the hell would you do that?

You are the fucking man.

If you upset the cooks, they're not gonna care if your food's taking too Long.

Give me a call when you get this.

I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it better?

What are you, some kind of a fucking sick, demented pervert, huh?

Take a look at the bat wing bitch! Oh, it's so veiny.

We haven't even graduated from community college.

What? What do you mean?

I don't see any peeing.

Yeah but... You kept trying to get me to jerk you off

God, that's it.

Two bucks on a $63 check.

Okay, now, take the time to look at it, okay?

Would you turn down the fucking music for a minute! Jesus!

- Fuck you. - He has a shy bIadder.

Look at the Log, bitch.

Really? What is it?

Yeah, who's that motherfucker throwing pot in the ground

Let's talk about that T-Dog one more time!

It's like it's an exercise in retarded homophobic futiIity.

Come here. I wanna talk to you.

Thank you for joining our family at Shenaniganz bar and grill.

The first thing we do is add a little extra gravy to the mashed potato.

if you wanna work here,

And you had to pick the day I offer you a promotion?

I've been thinking about your pubIic bathroom phobia.

I want an answer by the end of your shift...tonight!

You know what? You're too easy.

God, I Love her.

No, you're fired!

And if they do, you ridicule them mercliessIy for being a fag

Now, come back to the party.

When I notice out of my peripheral vision

- Actually, you haven't really given- - That's okay.

Well, then I guess I better hurry up then. I don't have much time.

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party, I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOES

Goddamn it! Just. let. me. do. it!

As they say, membership has its privlieges.

- HoId her hand? - NippIe tweak? Anything?

I'm gonna stick a frying pan under the... Leg of a 75 year old tube radio cabinet...

Told you it'd be up in a minute! Get out of my face or I'll Iose your ticket!

- Shit. - So you have to make sure they-

I can hear them saying, ''What's taking him so long?

Okay, Mitch, you see what Dean did there?

This is what I don't get. How can someone be such a compLete asshole all the time

And you! ''I don't know what to be when I grow up!''

- Guess who I ran into yesterday? - Who's that?

is that little extra.

but that's about the extent of it.

- then what the hell are we doing here? - Amen, brother.

- Yeah- - Hey, fuck off for a second. I'll be right back.

"LOOK AT MUH DICK"

God! I can't wait to lose this game!

So what the hell should I do?

All right, so I went to my mother's this morning.

Anything! Just have a fucking clue!

Seems he just graduated with a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.

Because at first, I really liked spending time with you.

''Why don't Dean and I hang out? We're practically the same guy.''

I don't care? I don't care?

It takes a lot of power to command the respect of everybody at the restaurant.

Leave no mental stone untophed

- Three months. Shit or get off the pot time. - Yep.

She was a fucking bitch

You gotta be sneaky.

if you do come back, this job won't be here for you.

Hey, turn down the music for a minute.

That's Naomi. And she's been working here way too Long.

They're cheering you on.

and a baked potato with sour cream and chives only.

and you're think you're so fuckin' cool because you write the schedule

Take a look at my singularity Ohhhhhh, it's so veiny

Hurry up, or your asses are fired!

Actually, more importantIy, how are you and Danielle doing?

If I become an assistant manager,

and I know I don't wanna wait tables anymore.

GentIemen, we have our first officiaI bee-atch of the day.

- Yeah, he- - You know the object, right?

Have another drink you crazy fucking bitch!

Ha, ha, ha. Home sweet home.

If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night?

by having sex with Natasha,

But eventually, it all wore thin. I realized that your personaIity

So I really am going senlie.

And with the other hand I'll doodle on some napkins

- Foreigners! - I'm sorry.

Could I get some more tea?

Aw, yeah, they fuckin' know.

I got a gat in my hand A pound in my tighty-whities

- Thanks. - See you guys.

And Wean, this is an expIoding offer!

Yeah, right there.

I respect the Iactose intoIerance.

- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Monty.

but thank you anyway.

- Let's just wait the week. - Okay.

I don't know but I've been told

I don't hear any pooping

No bacon on the salad