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-[phone beeps] -Hey, there! Shh. Here ya go.
Well, here she is. What time do you want me to pick her up?
How do you do it all?
Typical Other Ilana, always assuming she's the Ilana I'm talking about.
"Detective John GetWellSoon," "Officer Mike Condolences,"
[line ringing]
Strong independent woman. Doing it all.
And it is a ruthless one, and I mean ruthless.
Do it for Karen Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
I've got two words for you, Karen Kitada.
[mellow music playing]
What's wrong with your face?
I'm in. Name your price.
-[grunts] -[lullaby plays over speakers]
Um...
I already canceled "Milwaukee Waste Management."
So, long story short, Pinky canceled the baby,
-Hmm... -[indistinct chattering]
Jonathan?
I'm sorry, can we go back to the cheating? Did you tell her about that?
But we have to keep their Fujis frigid.
I'm going to level with you, Todd.
-[baby crying] -[groans]
Perfect. Is that a fussy baby I hear?
Right before you proposed that day, you also smelled like Diane. [sniffs]
Oh, well, that's really convenient for you, Doug!
and do a little guided meditation. Why don't you join us?
But do you remember the name of that assistant from, like, 20 years ago
Go home.