Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did Birthday Dad cheat on his girlfriend?

-Huh? -Okay, but--

-Ooh! Loud baby. -Stuart!

-No-- -You're the first friend

And those are just two of the projects she wasn't offered

[elevator dings]

Todd, we need a show. We can't air a baby!

-[pops] -"Sure, I'd be happy to."

I'm making a list of people I need to apologize to.

-No, I didn't-- -Hey, everyone, look at "Doug"

-I'll be right back. -[baby cries]

How thoughtful.

[both giggling]

-[crying] -[gasps]

you can take something apart and put it back together.

Diane, hey! Look, now isn't really the best time.

Oh, yeah. When is that happening?

have equal screen time to the men in the movie,

-Hey. -[Princess Carolyn groans]

I don't know. You got so much goin' on, I didn't wanna bother you.

-[phone rings, beeps] -[wearily] Hello?

to pose for a photo of "Women Who Do It All."

Oh! Congrats on your new baby...

[blows raspberry]

-Great. I'll see you at VIM in 15 minutes. -[baby crying]

-Hello? -Todd. Change of plans.

Say hi to the Pickle Pack, Mister!

-Uh... okay. Bye, Pickle Pack! -[phone beeps]

Yes. We did it all. Good of you to show up, by the way.

No, I'm just saying he looks like he did. We have to re-edit the scene.