Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our parents are at my house with my angry wife and I'm not there.

I'll see you at work, Monday.

Let's start making some decisions.

She's stopping by later with a "exciting new proposal

and turn it into a tiny casino.

to walk away from steady work, but I want to go for it.

Those birds were my friends.

to someone who craps on my windshield!

[chuckles] Activia yogurt, huh?

I can't let you be this unhappy.

[gasps] Oh, it's about your meeting with Lisa?

No, I don't have those.

Well, we should've been looking for much better jobs for her.

that it unleashed a superpower in me.

What the hell is going on?

like a Victoria's Secret go-kart track.

to know that wasn't about me.

Okay, guys, look, the answer is right in front of you, okay?

What? No way. You'd be out front.

It's a crappy trailer. Sell.

I'm a fan of the word "gravy."

building for 25 years is just... is it gonna be gone?

Oh, I'm sorry, but I just, I don't like any of them.

So? How you doing?

What am I supposed to do until you build me a new kitchen?

All right. We should get to work.

Yeah. [chuckles]

They-they asked me to stop sending them letters.

in the ass of a rhino.

Everybody loves steady. Remember when we went steady?

So? Um, are you in?

Only an unhappy man chops wood in May.

I come every day hoping you'll show up.