Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fine, maybe I will marry Justin.

My "Open Letter to Open Letters" is going to be published in McSweeney's.

These things are always so nerve-wracking,

BoJack, Cuddlywhiskers, what can we say?

Boxer versus Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪

[grunts] Sorry.

Really? Where does the time go? [gulping]

I've worked on great shows my whole career.

I'll post that to my Twitter page. You should follow me.

- Mmm... - Mm-mmm-mm.

Don't climb up my ass. I invited you to play hooky and hang out with me.

- Why do you say yes to everything? - I get excited by the possibilities.

Cuddlywhiskers has a great script and wants to meet you.

Even though I still can't believe I let you talk me into this.

Todd, so we've been together for months now.

- Satire? More like "sa-tired." - I never even thought they'd read it.

No, this is not a thing. [nervous chuckling]

- Clean up that mess this instant! - No. I'm a dirty girl.

Wow, we did it.

No. I'm ready for sexual situations.

Great. Because the show is starting and your life is about to change forever,

[chuckling] Erica, you know you're not allowed to vote in national elections.

Are you trying to get me drunk?

I'm famous actress Jessica Biel. I'm one of the Jessicas.

I'm happy for you, BoJack.

I'm done. That's it, I'm tired of bending over backwards for you.

I now pronounce me very impressed, but I'm not getting those kinds of offers.

You can even take my office, because I quit.

the kind of character Denis Leary would be offered and then say:

I was like, "Why did I say that? That was so dumb."

Get in here and tell me what scripts I read this weekend.