Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, big premiere tonight. Very exciting.

to subvert the idea of co-opting personal identity

This fundraiser should have a fundraiser for a better host of this fundraiser.

People go to their local Blockbuster Video

Why don't you leave this to the grown-ups?

Is that what you wanted? That's not why I'm here.

How long do we have to stay in here?

Cuddlywhiskers, let's give ourselves one night

Then they typed me a letter that said it had "obvious merit".

I should be bringing you the water.

Man, I love flash mobs.

[electronic music playing]

and rent it out one disc at a time for five days each.

I'm your agent and your friend, and I will always support you.

Then you were like, "That's right." And I was like, "Ooh! Validation."

The awards, the money didn't make me happy.

If you care about what other people think, you're never gonna do anything.

[man 2] Two months later? Two months later than what?

Yeah, sure. That's how I would say it.

If you're ready to finally stop being "The Horse" from Horsin' Around,

Let's just put it in, we can always take it out later.

You said he was like that guy from The Sopranos.

I put that on my nametag as a dumb joke

Hey, Todd, I think you just got a text.

What if there's a reason the only thing I'm known for is Horsin' Around?

"I am an oil man. I drink your milkshake."

I mean this in all seriousness, professionally or in bed?

Whassup, bitches?

I want to be an agent. I think I'm ready.

- It's called Seven Minutes in Heaven. - Uh...

This last one is really special.