Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Talk of the Town"? More like "Schlock of the Clown".

The show, about the guy in the mob? That's what my dad does.

BoJack, you are amazing.

For two people who don't like The New Yorker,

Everyone likes Kimber. That's like saying you like Fergie.

What if we had five minutes of him reading a book to himself?

Seriously, can I hear 400 dollars? Let's not forget why we're here tonight.

There are a lot of big producers, this could be my next big break.

Let's see what the suits say.

- ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ - ♪ Goddamn ♪

Bup, bup, bup! P.C., do I get you coffee and pick up your dry cleaning

Thanks. I'm Diane.

to the mean woman who worked at the DMV.

So it's not because I did that talking penis thing, right?

- Huh. - Don't get me wrong.

[both chuckling]

send me an e-mail: Cuddlywhiskers@harvard.edu.

- Yeah, you're right. - Oh, my God, I'm so glad you agree.

Besides, I'm still decompressing from my last gig.

That's a smiley face, homeslice.

I got a new HD DVD player.

Is this a fedora? What am I, Jason Mirzizzerzaz?

- I don't know. - You know who.

Not that, because that's horrible. But something like that.

- Something like that. - We'll figure it out.

[groans] That's the worst part of America.

I have a script for you. It's called "The BoJack Says No Chronicles".

Buzz-buzz-buzz buzz buzz-buzz!

Thank you for putting this whole thing together.

My dad is real strict. Do you know The Sopranos?

I'm A with a circle around it, "insWayne in the membWayne".

To a meeting, and your clothes.

After tonight, it's no more "Aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?"