Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sweet hang, Blarn. You're one in a million.

Website? We gotta print it out on our own paper with our own ink?

And for what it's worth, I always liked the horse from Horsin' Around.

We don't have to kiss.

- I don't want to make a thing of this. - We agree. It's not a thing.

"Blarn." That is very funny. You should be a writer.

- What? - Who needs the headache?

Ahem. Can I help you?

I gotta go. What do you want, Toots?

Hey, Princess Carolyn, you came.

- [sighs] - [Marv] Oh!

Well, you sure you don't want to just hang around for a little bit?

Yeah, yeah, someday, sure.

- That is so dumb. - But kind of brilliant, right?

Babe, it makes total sense.

♪ Wonder if I'm ever gonna get another chance ♪

I'll tell you. I know exactly what to do because I practice all the time

So, that was weird.

- [bottle breaks] - The real shit, they never show that.

Promise me everything's going to be okay?

Oh, I usually like a cool drink when it's hot outside

Other than the bottom, the top and most of the sides.

Just close your eyes, and we move our faces toward each other.

- Go, get out. Go, go! - Uh, okay.

Thirty years I threw into this job and it destroyed me from the inside out.

But for now, you're learning from one of the greats.

Can we not fight while I'm at a gig?

If Marv brought me something good, I would do it.

"Dear Diane. We are sorry to say that your piece,

But if you can't see that,

- Okay. - Until we...

Five, ten years from now, this is the show people will associate you with,

You know, just for the record, I think it's cool that you put yourself out there.

I didn't become president of the Lampoon so I could make "great" shows.