Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because his show sounds incredible. And what if... I'm not?

I brought four Four Lokos. That's 16 Lokos.

Mom, I'm finally gonna be a published writer.

then you're the biggest, dumbest piece of shit in the world.

Now we're doing something that's gonna be "just as good as Horsin' Around."

- What do you think you are? - I don't know.

Just the general concept of us sleeping together that's weird, right?

Want to tell me about the show? I hear it's great.

Fade to black. End of episode."

Your dad, the mobster?

I kept thinking about today's first read-through.

You... are the secretary of a wonderful agent.

[groans] Again with this "I wanna be a female agent" thing.

We did not make eye contact.

We have three standouts here.

Cookie chartreuse brontosaurus, I think I'm having a stroke.

- No notes? - We love this show.

Mc-What? Who's that? Some Irish?

What, you're just gonna stay at home and get drunk all day?

♪ What the hell was I thinkin', bro? ♪

You got some mail, babe.

Every little thing I bring that guy, he turns down.

I never fell in love, I never had a family.

You "bariste" and cater and waiter? [laughs] Triple threat.

- It's about a hunter who-- - [snoring]

And my Blockbuster original series has been keeping me very busy.

I'm proud of the seven years I spent on Krill & Grace.

I'm not taking career advice

I realized I'm only here on this earth for a bit, why not dig deeper?

- Did I say you could speak, wench? - You can't talk to me like that.

[groans] You were trying to get me drunk.

There will not be blood.

I said he works on The Sopranos. He's an editor.

Don't make me laugh, because I have a heart condition and it could kill me.

I would have accepted There Will, or Be Blood.

Ubisoft's "Assassin's Creed". It's a new video game.

Finally someone brings me an adequate amount of Lokos.

Like eat chocolate, or enjoy fireworks, or watch tennis.

Yes, put that in. Put all this in, this should be the show.

- Who do you like? - I don't like anyone.

I think with the right project, BoJack could--