Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey.
I thought I told you to stop reading my e-mail.
that you prefer the cold garage to the warm hearth of my hospitality.
Yeah.
Universe is a constantly expanding-- Stop.
Close your mouths. Look, I appreciate your concern.
Let's see, I need a broom or a rake or two rakes.
Oh, my sister-in-law's a gynecologist. She's right in the other room.
Goody. You're all welcome, of course. I'm in.
Oh, I see you've met Willy, Jr.
SHIRLEY: Oh. Yeah. Family sticks it out.
Pierce, you were supposed to pretend to injure yourself so we could leave.
What's important right now is that we stick together.
You guys can go. I'll be fine.
ABED: I'd like to tell you Annie avoided Shirley's doctor sister-in-law,
You'd like that, I bet. Dick.
If we act fast, we can get through this plan
He should know.
He's the Schwarzenegger. I'm the DeVito.
Wait, wait, why are people laughing?
Thanksgivings the war--
Well, look, I mean, you've seen how Willy turned out.
No one was amused. It's meta. Abed gets it.
Fine.
You did something right?
We started as your buffer, but we're busting you out of here now.
Definitely don't look behind that poster, then.