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Right, you are spending Thanksgiving with your father.
Jeff, I urge you not to run from the muss and fuss.
I get the impulse. Not gonna work.
I'm on a boat with--
made you strong.
See? That's what I need to learn.
How am to keep track of what you tell me in confidence
or do I have to die of starvation to prove a point?
He's walking around dazed like he's got a head injury.
thank you.
Get shrekt, slut boy
where he needs a strong father figure to come out to.
No offense to Shirley, but I don't see what the fuss is about.
So, what do you do? I'm a lawyer
Oh, pumpkin, what's wrong?
This is my Showtime at the Apollo.
Yeah, but you are emotional. If you pretend you're not,
and holiday suicide. Oh.
Here goes nothing.
I got my own place when I was 18. I was the same way.
There's no need to bother your doctor on a holiday.
but this ain't no fairy tale.
We should tunnel out.
listening to a nephew do Borat for a full hour.
where we remember all we have to be thankful for.
Who wants a pre-dinner snack? Oh!
Jeff, speaking not just as your friend but as an avid daytime-TV watcher,
Been in the fridge for two years. Saving it for a special occasion.
SHIRLEY & ANNIE: Oh.
I'm having Andre's family over.
go to hell.
with crackers in the trash. Where's Britta?
Yes, after, not because of.
Not the way I wanted to.
Yeah, well, look, I don't have to tell you, I'm not a natural caretaker,
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