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It's been weighing on me pretty heavily.
And so I look at you, so self-reliant and well-adjusted,
And someone with the gravitas of Morgan Freeman had to narrate it.
Thank you for doing this, but I'm not going.
You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag
Mostly, we just waited for our time to be served,
I didn't wanna get found out,
We need to do a prison break.
Enough. Amateur hour is over.
Know what I mean, girlfriend? Oh, sweetie.
You were right.
Actually, that sounds good. No hugs. Wouldn't want one.
I'll have to remember this for next year. Heh, heh.
and what I hear through your walls with a glass to my ear?
felt like breaking free of an emotional prison he'd been in.
I know we said no mushy stuff, but for what it's worth,
These walls are entirely too thick.
Groin into the corner of the table. This might actually work.
So who's ready to eat?
Though he'll be stuck working for Black Friday.
I became known as the guy who could get you things.
©hu iflhmk yam,
Wow. I'll get the drinks.
Ugh. Oh, it's coming up.
which doesn't line up with the Shawshank thing.