Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad, these are my friends from college.
You know what happens to guys like me in jail.
Do you have your monthly shame?
Look, you're probably feeling a very strong urge
Oh, really? What about car accidents? Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
we're gonna stay.
I hope it lays out as cleanly as it does in my dreams.
Yeah. Real good.
It seemed Troy Barnes had a plan.
Real sick.
I met my dad, we talked things out as men.
Oh. Thank you. But they're my family.
At your age, in the bedroom...
JEFF: Wow. Why don't you save some for Christmas, buddy?
But we gotta dress you like a baby.
"Are those real?" My aunt's boyfriend.
You're not gonna get all Jock Jams on me, are you?
We're hiding out from that crazy white guy.
Well, I kind of had to be.
I'll show you. I'll run away.