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You wanna see the scar?
Okay, fellas, let's get right into it.
You're gonna need me when things get messy and emotional.
Britta's the worst.
Well, my name's Jeff. Don't help me, Mr. Helper-Guy.
What if I did a gibberish foreign language like Star Wars?
because I got 17 cards.
I drew a map of your house on my stomach.
Huh. Sheesh.
Oh, I don't think that's gonna cut it.
I've always been more of a free agent. Yeah, I can see that about you.
This roll, this is me.
Kind of a Hail Mary.
and if you run away now, he'll never know.
The tension, the backbiting, the judgmental comments.
To be honest, I invited you as a bit of a buffer.
Maybe the hardest prisons to break out of
Go ahead. Mm-hm.
But sooner or la ter, our warden would come knocking.
no thanks to him, meet my half-brother
Whoa. He tripped on the rug. Wait, now he's getting up.
You gotta stop doing that. Thank you.
They get really into push-ups. I am fine with my upper body the way it is.
Oh, the support has just begun.
but with Willy, you know, I checked all the boxes
Gah! What are you doing in my car?
When I get upset, I vomit.