Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In some places, they'll find you a day job

Dad did that for a while, but that was in the '20s.

Sorry, but I'm going to be a few days longer.

I packed my things, said something awful, and left.

Karin, honey, get your book bag. Let's go!

But I also think if you really feel you should do this,

I spent all my misery years ago.

Just when you think Dr. SEUSS is done for #americanfreedoms

What's with the lights?

I just wanted to thank you folks for putting up this field,

I live, I work.

Still more 90° days ahead?!?

You should be entitled to as much privacy as you want,

I learned how to cook.

Hey dad? You wanna play golf?

and never saw a big city until he came back from France in 1918.

That's what I do.

Jesus Tells A Parable

The man wrote the best books of his generation.

But what do you mean? Just let me finish, please.

Watch Joe's feet.

He lives right around here. Do you know him?

Too long? Trying too hard? You don’t like it? Peace! Now get the hell outta here!!!

with the White Sox.

People will come.

Then why did you say it?

Is there enough magic out there in the moonlight

THEY ELECTED TRUMP TWICE THEY ELECTED TRUMP TWICE

I know a lot about farming. More than you think.

"If you build it, he will come."

people will come marci

It'll have to stay a wish.

This guy doesn't need us.

Jason & Steph Winiski

They'll just decide to take a vacation, see?

Come to this game. I'll never bother you again, not even...

Me, en route to the Cabrini town hall.

you are not turning into your father, but you've done it.

Who the hell are you?

Hon, I'll take her today.

Boy, I thought my family was crazy, but this is the craziest thing ever.

It’s Waymaker

I'll beat you with a crowbar until you go away.

peace, love, dope! now get the hell outta here!

I experienced the '60s.

If you default on your loan, you're going to lose everything.

That's a good point. Thank you.

My name's Ray Kinsella. I'm from lowa.

The one constant through the years Dave - has been Lunda

they had under Stalin?

Died a little when they lost the 1919 World Series,

How the hell am I supposed to know?

Hey, is this Hell?

Take a message.

Hold her steady now.

And they'll come to lowa City.

You don't suppose this is like an acid flashback, do you?

He's going to lose his farm.

I mean, you build a baseball field in the middle of nowhere. and you sit there and you stare at nothing.

You feel for it, like it was your child.

I used to love traveling on the trains from town to town.

I mean, I can't think of one good reason why I should, but...

if you build it, he will come.

He was supposed to be so graceful and agile.

So many wanted to play here. We had to beat them off with a stick.

none of us can stand the son of a bitch during normal business hours ... so i told her to stick it!!

Are you "Moonlight" Graham?

to feel the tingle in your arms as you connect with the ball,

Thanks, Mark. Thanks, Mark, but no.

if engineering fixes it, they will stop

His baseball career never amounted to much.

Give me that. Sorry.

This is your penance.

What the hell is she talking about?

It reminds us of all that once was good,

It's the place dreams come true.

No screwing, no drinking, no opium, no midnight abortions,

He's dead. Died in '51. He's dead.

Oh, my God. You kidnapped him.

So, for the veteran southpaw, his summer of woes continues.

And then I figured, maybe we're not supposed to take him with us.

I've already taken up too much of your time.

So you are kidnapping me?

What the hell is that?

Trust me, Karin. It's not funny.

- Way to go, man! - Yeah, Archie.

You don't see them?

No it’s tatis’ cheeks

THIS IS YOUR PENANCE

This is the wave!

Who was his hero?

Tonight's game. Red Sox, A's.

Don't you miss being involved?

Hey, do you want to come with us?

Hey, dad? You wan a

He never made it as a ballplayer. He wanted his son to make it for him.

I built this field. You wouldn't be here if it weren't for me.

GO the distance, ease his pain

Ray, come on. Ray? Ray?

"to show you what's possible."

You don't have to build a football field, do you?

"Good evening, Mr. Dowd."

Don't sell the farm, Ray.

You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?

I'm sorry. I guess you didn't have to be here.

and if I have the courage to go through with this,