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I ate it and drank it and breathed it.

Makes it real hard to keep the farm.

Now let's see, I died in '70.

You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?

People will come, Sarah

There are rules here? Oh no, there are no rules here.

The one constant on Fred durst's hat, Sean, has been baseball.

if you build it

Hey Mother Nature:

You're going to lose your farm, pal.

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Is this heaven? No, it's Cotijas

I'm Ray Kinsella. This is Terence Mann.

Look, he's my favorite writer, too,

Shoeless Joe had a problem. That's why he needed you.

He's still dead?

Come on. Let's hit the showers.

just as there's a reason they chose this field.

He winked at me.

"Of course, we won't mind if you look around," you'll say.

Because you masturbate

It’s Mac n’ cheese!

If you build Mop templates they will come

Half a dozen Grahams.

They couldn't see it.

Now, look. I understand your need to prove to yourself and to the world

Dog and a beer!

She smelled weird, but we loved her anyway.

Great. Look, Ann, I got to go, okay?

Is there, like, a sound truck on the highway?

It wasn't enough. What he missed was baseball.

I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer.

Who wants to spit on the Constitution of the United States of America? Anybody?

at the risk of losing my home and alienating my wife.

I'd actually like to see him play again,

HEY HARRIE... ... HE FUCKIN' BUILT IT MOTHERFUCKER

The players kidded him,

The owners found that more people can attend night games.

Fine. Let's go.

but the story's hero

By 10, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out garbage.

You're not seriously listening to this, are you?

"Step outside, you Nazi cow."

I jumped up like I was sitting on a spring,

An old ballplayer. I'll explain when I get home.

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME

we got a lot of work to do.

he was talking about love and peace and understanding.

Polish kielbasa peckas everywhere up in this bitch

Hi, I'm Ray Kinsella. It's a great pleasure to finally get to...

They teach kids how to resolve their conflicts peacefully.

EASE THEIR DEBT

If you build it, he will cum

If I did, I've forgotten it.

Hey, are you Graham?

I had the same dream.

was like having part of me amputated.

Watch out you don't get killed.

Can I ask you something?

Let's go, pumpkin.

Fifty years ago, for 5 minutes you came this close.

Oh, your wife called. She wants you to call her tonight.

You said your finger was a gun.

In three weeks, I hadn't seen any action.

They'll think it's really boring. So they'll want to pay us.

There are others, you know.

WATCH OUT FOR IN YOUR EAR

He misplaced the house once. Yeah, but it turned up.

Guess what it's about.

There's a man out there on your lawn.

Annie, there's more.

nobody could stand the son of a bitch

Who are you, huh? What do you want from me?

He said his glove was the place where triples go to die.

It's ridiculous.

You've changed, you know that?

but he could still hit.

That's what I like about it.

Something's missing.

This is my most special place in all the world.

and disrespect to high-ranking officers of the United States Army.

They'll watch the game and remember what it was like.

Something's going to happen out there.

Man, I did love this game.

LOOK LOW AND AWAY... BUT WATCH OUT FOR IN YOUR EAR

Oh, Boyd will cum Ray Boyd will most definitely cum

"Shoeless Joe Jackson comes to lowa."

If you build it, Syers will come.

Step outside, you Nazi cow

Oh, you mean Doc Graham.

rising to their feet when the ball was hit deep.

Drink one for me today, will you, boys?