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My life is disturbance.
So, let's get at it. Mads...
He says he's had four long-term relationships,
I've been talking with my NASA contact,
Yes, but I need a new wrist.
-What the fuck? -I'm not a captain, either.
(GRUNTS)
No downers, no frowners, missy. You hear that?
A section I don't know about where the dress code is insolent casual?
-This has been so useful. Door's over there. -Okay.
and, uh... Billie is naturally quite brutal.
I'm not surprised.
-I sound like an idiot. -(SIGHS)
SUSAN: Okay. Um... Sorry.
The captain has some news.
Who heard about this from her?
-Thanks, Matt. -We already knew that.
-No. -Okay. Well.
and then you make them say it.
Just us, out on the lake together,
-Okay. Hi. -Sure, it's only money. Right?
this fetid barf bag you seem to be tied up in,
That has literally nothing to do with Herman Judd.
You should have just said the words "six months."
-(CLAMORING) -RYAN: Listen, I--
I have a much greater social media presence than NASA does.
The kids will be three years older in three years.
Potential lawsuits might include loss of earnings,
Joe can have your coffin.
ALL: Fly true.
because you couldn't keep your hungry beaver
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey! How's it going?
ALL: (CHANTING) Karen!
My grandfather ran a dairy farm--
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) Oyez, oyez, I bring good tidings.
MATT SPENCER: Classic Jesus.
Pull through."
-my concern is, uh, that... -Uh-huh.
Six days?
IRIS: How'd it go telling the passengers it was six months?
Back in six months, see? I'm great.