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People usually have sex on their honeymoons. Not us.
They're not gonna sue the man that owns the oxygen supply.
-Titan's gravity as a propellant-- -Propellant again!
JUDD: We'll tell them after the funeral.
Frank, speak up, I can't hear you.
and your high mouth.
We can knot some bed sheets together, and we can hit the airlock.
we're just sending these bodies scrunched up, dead in a box, out into space.
(QUIETLY) And set the fucking thing on fire.
his lifeless body with me.
Goodbye.
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) We are black belt ballsing this up right now.
She just wanted us to have honeymoon number two.
We don't need to make things sounds cleverer than they are.
Ladies and gentlemen, this might seem like
-No. -No. Six weeks.
(SIGHS) Okay. Next option.
you come up a bit fucking short.
Great, keep me posted on that. Gravity reset in one minute.
-(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) -Okay, I can't--
of a guy wearing a captain's hat and said, "Let's get him,"
when we run it through my own programs,
which is American.
or a phone number we call to get the figure?
MATT: Feeling fancy?
-No, I didn't! -IRIS KIMURA: Yes, you did!
-(SUSAN CLEARS THROAT) -(RAV SIGHS)
-And, uh... Also... -Right.
Just a quick word. So, uh... bit of an update.
Uh... Yeah. Um... So, we were due to attempt a--
we do thus dispatch these herein to...
No, it's just you and me and the occupants
-(STUTTERS) -Go ahead, just take it!
Whoa, whoa, Billie, I think that's enough jargon.
that's a costume because you're not a real captain,
-(GROANS) God damn it! -Do you want to try again?