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Beauregard.
Oh?
You're kidding.
Uh, General Grant.
Bolton Beauregard, the coward of Culpeper Plantation.
However, before I administer the oath, there are a couple of things I'd like to discuss with you.
He seemed like a real nice fella.
Jethro, fortunately, we take into consideration the amount of formal education a boy has had, and we grade on the curve, so you are eligible to join.
Yes, ma'am.
That cinches it.
Why don't you all come out by the cement pond?
Well, thanks again.
Through raging rivers.
Holy gilly!
No, Granny.
Have you finished grading the test papers yet?
You ought to have seen him at the Battle of the Culpeper Plantation.
And look, Granny, yonder he comes.
He didn't tell her?
What is it?
I'll be right back.
This here is a blackbird number one.
I'll see if I can find Jethro.
If we is dealing with dollars, I'd put me a dot right here and throw up two more knots behind it.
I hit him in the cast-iron liver.