Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your beard tickles, General Gryant.
But the General's gonna join you.
Got caught in a barbed wire fence running from the battle?
He learned his lesson when the South whooped him the first time.
He comes strutting in here, wearing the gray, bragging how he'd like to meet Grant face to face.
Well, don't just sit there, soldier.
It was in his office that I heard General Grant planning the attack on the Culpeper Plantation.
Then whose idea was it for me to lead the charge?
Well, Granny, uh, Colonel Blake wants to talk to Jethro, so why don't you take the general and go sit in the parlor, your honor?
There was no call to jump the Colonel like that.
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No, she wouldn't.
Come on, Benny.
Yes.
Well, we'd best start back here to begin.
I have never been so disgustingly sober in my whole life.
It's a real pretty day.
I was just going swimming.
Go along, Ellie.
saying that his body would form a livin' shield to protect the flower of southern womanhood.
Let's go swimming.
Granny, guess who I saw down there?
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
By a good half foot.