Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Beverly Hillbilly.
Take Uncle Uly's hand, child.
You will notice a new picture on our $50 bill.
Let me have that dear little lady's address.
And listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed And then one day he was shooting at some food And up to the ground come a bumbling crude Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea
Oh.
Why, that old duffer, he is fond of children.
I am to blame.
Hillbilly, that is.
Well, I'm kind of tickled myself.
Name it.
As a matter of fact, I came over to talk about Jethro joining the Army Reserve.
Help your gala-wounded leader.
Never mind.
I didn't know you had company.
Now, don't go to faulting yourself.
Captured a Yankee cannon.
Wait till you get this one.
Oh, that's true, true.
I'm taking Grant's picture off the $50 bill and replacing it with Robert E. Lee.
Steve, what's happened?
Come in.
Now, let's take your application.
Yes, sir.
We'll let you know, Jethro.
You ain't just a joker.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Good.
No, no, but I do have to get back to headquarters.
A 50 should do it.