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But when the shootin' started, he turned tail and run.
Yes, I know.
General, I believe you were going to explain that the attack on the Culpeper Plantation was your idea, not the Army Reserve's.
He's gonna make his death defying charge again.
One misstep and you're off to Andersonville.
You got the fastest moving flanks I ever seen.
What enemy?
Oh, no, I'm not.
You go along with the colonel.
Sure.
You're going to be filling out a lot of other forms, and I want to give you a tip.
Our common foe, that arch-fiend, General Ulysses S. Grant.
She blames the Army Reserve for that battle at the Culpeper Plantation.
Oh, yes, you are.
Tell her it was you.
My fault?
It was a terrible blow.
But just don't write your accomplice one, please.
Say something!
Any friend of General Beauregard Drysdale ain't to be trusted.
By a good two feet.
You ain't never won a battle again the South.
No.
Well, think of the headlines.
What war?
That is two and two-naughts.
He's had 12 years of school and graduated highest in his class.
Name, address, date of birth, that's okay.