Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you.
I'm awful sorry about that.
Say, what are you using, logarithms?
She threatens to write her congressman.
Before it was over, he'd apologize for Vicksburg, give back Richmond, and promise to shoot Sherman for burning Atlanta.
You know, sometimes you don't act 147.
I was executing a fast flanking movement.
Well, why didn't you say so?
Thank you.
As an officer and a gentleman, it is my duty to report.
There, there.
Oh, I'm sorry, Granny.
And I've just come up with another one.
Excuse me, Colonel Blake.
Was I the highest in the class?
Hillbilly millionaire ambushes Army Reserve, captures General Grant.
Well, Colonel, the boy's all yours.
Would you like to run through it barefooted, child?
Bad boys.
No, he's got a natural gift for it.
So it was.
Your faithful 15 million.
I don't want him joining the Army Reserve no how.
Well, I won't be no hill-to-a-stepper like Jethro.
I am entirely at fault.
Tell me to put it on, put it on!
I'm taking my money out of your bank.