Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, that's an excellent idea.
You see, she thinks she captured the real Ulysses S. Grant.
I mean, I'm toasting the people who follow you and Jeff Davis.
I know General Grant wouldn't have started that ruckus.
Besides, Granny did me a big favor when she captured General Grant.
That's true.
She wings you with her shotgun, then finishes you off with her jug.
What's the matter?
Are you sober enough to make that death-defying charge this time?
Now, sit down.
Forget the old soldier's home.
When anyone threatens to take $15 million out of my bank, I bleed.
I'll see you later.
Well, remember Hartley?
Not me.
No, no, no.
You still have a perfect record.
I'll believe that when I hear it from Grant.
Well, uh,
Y'all come back now, hear?
I'm going to write my congressman about it too.