Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, I just realized that I got a lot of homework to do,

and up the teacher's butt where it usually is.

Now we're just letting him into our home?

-[Devi] Ben Gross is not my friend. -[Nalini] Why not?

I thought there was like a roach on your face, man.

Ben had two solid ride-or-dies.

♪ We break hearts like bones And take the Tyrone ♪

But no worries, the only game that mattered

♪ For kicks and for pleasure... ♪

Well, as close as you can get without kissing.

I never had sex with Paxton.

But Devi came in with no preparation and still became the talk of the weekend.

How do you know it was bad milk, Eric?

Today I learned that if you forget your wallet at the grocery store,

That makes way more sense.

And why did Ben even care?

"Ben Gross aced a math test. Ben Gross aced a history test.

[Ben] I'm there, dude. Let's get schwifty.

so I'm gonna go.

Ben, you don't have to make up something sadder to make me feel better.

I'm fine. You know, my life is totally awesome.

Well, maybe if I kept my mouth shut, then you guys would've had a chance.

to bring you home souvenir.

So, uh, listen, you two are into sports, right?

It's me, TheRealPickleRick69... from Reddit...