Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word.
And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system.
There's five of us here. Majority rules.
Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.
- I don't have a pen. - Well, remember that then.
Crazy kids with their crazy VD.
We are now in session. Mr. Wilder.
massage oil...
Mail it in! Mail it in
Yeah, I'm happy for them.
Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant?
I'm gonna need at least one more booklet.
And I guess so is a promise...
She reads at a sophomore level.
And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.
until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed...
I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High!
Oh, my God. Feel it!
If you want... you could tag along.
I come to you in desperation.
I'm proud of you, Wilder.
sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte with Gwen Pearson...
- We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big...
Dine in at your pink taco stand
It is the White Barry.
God, I love this place.
This tastes like shit. Got any sourdough?
Tottenham. I am the shit
We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here.
And then I am in!
Did you finish? It’s kind a hard in a 40 seconds
which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?
No, thanks. I forgot my suit.
how much they enjoy reading about this guy.
I mean, this girl is dynamite.
Tajy, I'm so hot.
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody.
equals... six?
The first day of spring semester.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go.
I already did.
- So does that mean you gonna help us? - Oh, it's on.
There's got to be something that we can work out.
SWA DCA terminal
In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.
Exactly how much money do you have?
First year can be kind of scary, can't it, Timmy?
PS Say Lessssss!
the party liaison.
I can't hear the boos!
Professor McDoogle?
Yet knowing how way leads on to way...
And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp.
They said they'd try to make it if they weren't humping the Matadors.
Richard, is there something you want to say?
Meeting Girls at GNDC Memorial Day Weekend Atlanta, Ga
I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?
Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells.
Come on. We got a ball game to win.
You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys.
And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. like what i heard, stayed.
Shut up Tiny
Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter.
Take it thru the car washhhhh.....
He reads at a sophomore level
Oh, it is still warm
But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus.
- I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night?
- I'm sorry. - Look, I'm sorry.
Pleasure away Chris By the way how awesome is USAR
Brilliant, Pearson.
This is Sick Boy's room. Not a week's gone by he hasn't had an ailment.
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
crouched in attack position, ready to strike.
As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it?
You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party.
I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma.
I know you were right believing for so long
I don't like the way you condescend me.
My dad just didn't see me as a sound investment anymore.
Northwestern. I am the shit.
No can do. We're at maximum capacity.
Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party?
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Wilder.
- This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe?
God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.