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Sorry about that.
Which ones did you choose?
You-- You dicksucker!
Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer.
I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears...
Write that down
Those things could raise the Titanic.
but she is just so damn good.
Yes, superior leader, sir.
Hey, have you heard from Gwen?
they're way into themselves and shit.
What was that girl, a freshman?
Expulsion.
Thursday...
What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared?
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You have opted to appeal.
- Ninety-one percent. - What?
I’m sure you’re aware of our stigma
- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything.
They are getting bigger aren't they?
- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard.
You know, and air dry.
It is at your doorstep.
Meow!
You're only fooling yourself!.
- We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester.
You're such a bad little Badalandabad.
I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face.
By all means. Come in, please.
Vax it
That looks amazing.
Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now.
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when I attended class...
I have been grooming myself for the real world.
Hey. Excuse me. Gwen!
Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful...
Jesus. This is some pad you got here
Van. Hurry. The night of fun and fornication's upon us.
Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch.
Shit!
I wonder how T-Bad's date's going.
Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics...
- That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.
Go, baby, go!
You know, I wanted to-- how is it-- park the porpoise.
I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.
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I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential.
A friend of yours...
- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.
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It’s a date
- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.
- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess.
We need to talk.
Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion.
Don't pick at it. Moving on.
No... cock pump.
All right.
Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field.
The student body finds Van so intriguing...
you succeeded.
Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.
- Thank God. - No jammies.
I certainly do.
- I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby.
So you're quite the campus man, heading events like the Jäger Olympics.
and say hello to a few new student bodies.
Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that?
Van, second date with Emily.
Hello?
I love you, man. no man, I love you.
Mr. Van Wilder.
It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe.
Don't take life too seriously You'll never get out alive
This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
I'm still looking for that dare-to-be-great situation.
Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition.
Take me.
Van wilder Van wilder
You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.
Is that for me?
- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you.
Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.
I’m bleeding!
because you'll die a lot of times.
- I'm gonna go wash my hands now. - Oh, Gwen!
That's why I came-- to help make you your shake.
And I'm ready to move on.
- Yes, sir. - You owe $200,000 for the thoroughbred.
Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?
Fuck you, Van Wilder!
- What are you doing here? - I don't know.
Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time.
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time.
She's not for you, dude. She's too high-strung.
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