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Mm. Oh, my God, this is so good.
Yes, so did my mom. Don't stop.
Look, I am more than happy to look at your ideas.
She dies?
...or I'm having a hard time with him or anything like that, I just--
Anyway, I'm a-- Ahem. I'm a father.
That's not fair. You're a piece of shit. You're gonna make me burn in hell alone?
...and then you got an erection?
I feel like my whole life is just-- I feel like I'm underwater.
Whoo-hoo, dooh. Just, whoops.
Grab your shoes.
I don't know.
I want a precious baby of my very own to take care of.