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Hey, your son, um-- Serge.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's my first PTA meeting.
But sometimes, I think about hitting him.
Daddy, we're chasing Serge.
I want her to feed my little baby with her big tits. Oh, yeah."
You're not trying to stick your dick up me, are you?
Why?
And why do you think that is?
Or when I'm bored of being a mom...
What's the worst thought you ever had about your kids?
I know. I don't even know why I came.
Uh-huh. Well, it's not true, not for all of us.
Not around.
Louie, Louie, you're gonna die
No, I just--
...but we're such a narcissistic species that we've separate-- We made it just--
Bye, girls. You're going? All right, well....
...and I was wondering if maybe you just wanna do a playdate?
Except you never use any of our ideas or really listen.
Are you making a playdate?
Because we just wanna, ugh!
Now, we still don't have a gym because of last year's diarrhea flood.
Pamela?
Have you met Never? That kid is a piece of shit.