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That turns you on, doesn't it? Just the number.
This place is still stuck in the '70s. Who still teaches math anymore?
Because...
Oh, come on.
Well, most divorced people are depressing.
...but I couldn't make anything happen. So do you mind if I stay?
Then later that night, she's like, "I can't believe I'm having sex with that weird guy."
Sex is really trying to get somewhere.
...dying? It's sexy.
I'm sorry, what was that? Sorry?
All right, well, I don't think I'll be needing any of that shit for the playdate, so....
Well, you smell nice too.
Who said anything about that?
Well, I'm really turned on by older guys.
But we make it this separate thing. Animals must think we're idiots.
Hey, listen, little girl...
Oh, shit, that's so long ago.
No, you asked me if I thought I didn't have friends because I'm fat.
We just want to spray jizz everywhere just for no reason.
Sure.
It just looks stupid to them.
Doesn't matter.
Oh, my God, I feel awful. I don't.