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That turns you on, doesn't it? Just the number.
Sure.
All right, well, I don't think I'll be needing any of that shit for the playdate, so....
Because...
We just want to spray jizz everywhere just for no reason.
Doesn't matter.
This place is still stuck in the '70s. Who still teaches math anymore?
Who said anything about that?
Sex is really trying to get somewhere.
...but I couldn't make anything happen. So do you mind if I stay?
Hey, listen, little girl...
...dying? It's sexy.
Oh, come on.
It just looks stupid to them.
Oh, my God, I feel awful. I don't.
Well, I'm really turned on by older guys.
But we make it this separate thing. Animals must think we're idiots.
Then later that night, she's like, "I can't believe I'm having sex with that weird guy."
Oh, shit, that's so long ago.
I'm sorry, what was that? Sorry?
Well, most divorced people are depressing.
Well, you smell nice too.
No, you asked me if I thought I didn't have friends because I'm fat.