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Oh, no, I was thinking of something else. That's....
That's the day I stop being a dad, of children, officially.
Maybe a premature clap right there with that."
I'm like, "I know, it's weird, but it does happen. I do this--"
Oh, shit, yeah.
Oh, God, that's crazy old.
In my opinion...
He's coming on her tits. He's a moron, this guy."
Can I ask you, why do you like older guys?
Dude, take the compliment. You're a great dad.
They're being demoralized. You fill them with academics.
They drop their microphones and start masturbating...
Just because I'm in the same room with my children, that's it?
And they go, "I'm so sorry."
Animals that watch us have sex must be like:
All right, you know what?
Look, you're really gonna defend fathers? What was your father like?
So when do you wanna do it?